Cock blind

Someone who is blinded to any imperfections in their mates character flaws.

Stephanie has no idea that Joe is rude because she is cock blind!

by Doclemon June 16, 2010

third eye blind

truly one of the best bands of all time. with their mix of unique instrumentals and original lyrics, they've managed to last well beyond their '90's contemporaries. popular songs included semi-charmed life, never let you go, jumper, how's it gonna be, and blinded. they have released 3 albums to date: third eye blind, blue, and out of the vein. ursa major, their next album, is set to release in spring '09, along with ursa minor (tracks that didn't make it onto the main album). an EP released in november '08 previewed some of the tracks, which hold true to third eye blind's style.

mostly appealing to the college and high school kids that grew up to their music, third eye blind definitely knows how to get a crowd going. they are set to tour this spring.

i highly recommend going to one of third eye blind's concerts

www.3eb.com

by PalmReader March 30, 2009

hotline bling

Drake lost his damn mind and made up the term.

I could say when that cellphone ring, but nah, it hotline bling.

by Bob Van Dam January 25, 2016

scrolling blindness

In programming/computer science, refers to the effect of numerous exceptions being thrown in an application. The list of exceptions, often originating from one bug, makes it difficult to track down and forces programmers to scroll through a log of exceptions. Often the use of a logger will alleviate this problem.

Can also refer to a bloated log file of error messages.

It took twice as long to find the bug because our log file suffered from 'scrolling blindness'

by Nine-Ball November 8, 2007

Booty Blindness

When dating a relatively hot individual, but are blind to their rather obvious flaws and personality issues.

"Dude, what does Sam see in her? She likes punching babies. And old people!"

"He's got the booty blindness."

by AdonisTheKingofAllHeSurveys July 4, 2009

Blind Elephant

When your t-bagging a girl and you flip around and your nuts cover her eyes and your dick hangs over her nose like an elephant truck, shes a blind elephant!!!

The blind Elephant is when
When your t-bagging a girl and you flip around and your nuts cover her eyes and your dick hangs over her nose like an elephant truck, shes a blind elephant!!!

by devilma June 29, 2009

blind shit

When you go to the bathroom without checking if there is any toilet paper

John went to the bathroom at night, sat down to do his thing and realised, there is no toilet paper, John has taken a blind shit.

by Jarvisen January 15, 2016