Blind Fred

Explosive diarrhea left on the tank of a toilet in a public restroom.

Dude. I just left the restroom and clearly the house sausage didn't sit well with the last guy. He went full Blind Fred all over the tank.

by Katyv May 15, 2015

justice is blind

This expression means that justice is impartial and objective. There is an allusion here to the Greek statue for justice, wearing a blindfold so as not to treat friends differently from strangers, or rich people better than the poor ones.

No matter who you are, you must respect the law. Justice is blind!

by English1O1 November 3, 2017

smell blind

Suffering from the lack of olfaction, or an absence of the ability to smell. Having anosmia.

"Mama, I can't smell anymore!"
"Why son, you've gone smell blind!"

by Marshall0709 February 9, 2008

Love is blind

1. A nice way of saying "Love makes you do fucked up shit."

2. The biggest understatement ever spoken by the masses.

Love is blind.

No. Love is not blind. It's fucking delusional.

by rogerthewhale January 24, 2013

Blind Guardian

What can I say? A great Power Metal band liked by great people.

I would argue than Nightfall in Middle Earth is their best album, but again, they all rock. With amazing voal talent by Hansi Kursch, Andre Olbirch on guitars, Marcus Siepen on bass, and Thomas "Thomen" Stauch on percussion, they just kick ass. They originate from Krefeld, Germany.

Curse of Feanor and Bright eyes! WOO!

Alec: Dude, did you see Blind Guardian at Bloodfest?
Kyle: Hell yeah!

by Alec January 20, 2005

flying blind

Used to say that you do something without any sensible precaution because you trust your instinct or because u don't have any other possibilities. Initially, this expression was used by US aviators when they couldn't see shit because of fog for example.

I don't need to use this map, I guess I'll just be flying blind. Still trust me?

by The Gobbledy January 12, 2008

color-blind

not biased against other races (From a condition that makes it hard to distinguish colors)

He thinks they are racist, even though they say they are color-blind.

by Light Joker October 10, 2005