Dirty Bertie

When a man is receiving a bj, before he comes he places the tip of his penis into the female's nostril. He then ejaculates into her nostril, she inhales the sperm and spits it out her mouth.

God, I can't wait to get a Dirty Bertie.

by Bertie23455555 April 14, 2020

Bertan

Dawn. First Light. Wise and handsome.

Erkan

The Erkanist.

Chuck Norris wants to be a Bertan.

by Ber-tan February 5, 2010

big bertha

a chubby or fat girl (chick)...with big watery tits...

person 1: who is that?
person2: That's big bertha...
person3: NICEEEE!!!

by blthrskt March 16, 2009

Beertunity

Noun ; The opportunity to taste a beer one has never tasted before.

I had a beertunity and couldn't pass it up!

by Beertunity October 21, 2014

'Berta

Slang for Alberta, the cowboy centre of Canada's economy. Generally used by Albertan Hicks, Greasers, Rig Pigs, and hockey/lacrosse boys. Although only the aforementioned use it, every Albertan is proud of the name 'Berta.

"'Berta Boy, born and raised. Check out this deer I shot. Oil is life."

by ThaPryynce34 February 9, 2019

Beertiful

Beertiful
Main Entry: beer·ti·ful
Pronunciation: 'bir-ti-f&l
Function: adjective
1:Having qualities of beauty hidden from the un-medicated eye, evinced only by the liberating effects of alcohol.
2:Harboring questionable aesthetic values; questions answered only amidst an inebriation celebration.

"Hey man, you totally hooked up with fatily natalie last night at craig's party! What the hell were you thinking?"
"Dude, last night she was so beertiful. I need to stop drinking."

by Adam Loes September 13, 2006

beertender

a bartender that works at a bar that does not serve liquor or mixed drinks.

Patron- "Can I get two shots of Tequila and two beers, please?"

Bartender- "Sorry sir, we only serve beer at this bar."

Patron to Friend- "We can't get shots, he's just a Beertender."

by TodiRow February 21, 2011