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buttered mule

a fat red sloppy useless sweating disgusting mess who doesn't know how to do anything and is uncooperative and unskilled but somehow has everyone fooled into thinking he is good to have around
"That guy is a red buttered mule."

"I can't stand that red buttered mule."
by Bill Wang October 13, 2008
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Buttered Toast

Masturbating next to a tanning bed with a girl in it. When she opens the lid unaware, immediately blow your load all over her.
Lisa spends so much time at the tanning salon, we should find out when she goes so we can make some buttered toast.
by CrzyJoker December 13, 2010
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Buttered nape seed

Semen that has been inside of a vagina and rubbed on a nape, where it receives sweat in the mix, and often has the consistency of warm butter, hence "buttered".
Good lord! That buttered nape seed was rubbed all over my good pants! It's like a crotch sauce with butter!
by D Clerke July 17, 2004
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Blastered

When you’re so blasted and plastered beyond believe
Dude, we shouldn’t have taken so many shots and smoked that much. I’m BLASTERED!
by itzgabbypie August 7, 2019
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buttered clam

When a female inserts a stick of butter inside her vaginal cavity. OR When a female is so wet, its slick like melted butter
Example 1 - Friend 1:"Hey man, howd she butter that piece of bread, were on the subway?"

Friend 2:"buttered clam"

Example 2 - Friend 1 "I met this chick at the bar, and I knew she was in to me, but I didn't realize how into me she was, until I started having sex with her, it was like a buttered clam"
by bdizthebiz April 18, 2015
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buttered cup

Buttered cup or a hot buttered cup or a buttered biscuit refers to a woman who has had sex in the presence of two men for the benefit of the second man who has trouble getting it up unless he has watched the first man having sex with her first.
He can't do it unless it's with a buttered cup...or a buttered biscuit.
by spyderweb April 25, 2017
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hot buttered apple

When a guy cums on a chicks boob
by koolkidklan420 March 4, 2017
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