jizz blaster

basically another word for a cumshooter - a male who expels abnormally large volumes of sperm from his penis during ejaculation.

I'm a jizz blaster.

by de-pube June 11, 2023

Jail Blaster

After you humble a man (break his back and fuck him in the ass). You finish (reach orgasm) on his face. All while in prison.

The other day Tony was running his mouth. I had to hold him down and give him a jail blaster, so he knew was in charge

by Z.Arnold October 25, 2023

Lava Lamp Blaster

When a drunk dude shoves a hot lava lamp up another drink dudes ass.

Micheal lava lamp blaster (blasted) Drew last night and he felt plesure

by AsherBigCock March 10, 2017

Great Granny Blaster

A Great granny blaster is a young man who is groomed with beer and pies. This leads to the great granny wanking you off while you finger blast her dusty old snatch.

“Lee I’m going to see unice” Dion don’t do it your such a Great Granny Blaster.

by Lewg83 October 20, 2023

fart blaster

A person who can fart very loudly sometimes multiple times in a row.

Harry really ripped off a few loud ones. He's a fart blaster!

by Mike Knight June 22, 2006

blastroturf

Almost like astroturf, but more blastro-y.

Going to lay my lady down on the blastroturf.

by Dietzel June 12, 2007

bastette

A female bastard.

"You're a real bastette, Jane."

"And you're a real bastard, Joe."

by skierscott February 23, 2009