Meaning a male who has not yet had sex by the age of 20 or later.
Many choose to remain a Blandoc for a period of time that they see fit (for many, this means until they are married, or find someone they love), others are a Blandoc due to not yet having had the chance to lose their virginity. A Blandoc is often seen as a rare and beautiful thing.
1. A Blandoc who has not yet engaged in sex because they are waiting for true love.
2. A Blandoc who has not yet engaged in sex because they are so socially crippled that whenever they are around the opposite sex they begin to hiss and fart uncontrollably.
3. A Blandoc who has not yet engaged in sex because they are too young.
4. A Blandoc who has not yet engaged in sex because they are waiting for marriage.
5.A man who has not been penetrated. He can be identified by the presence of a Buhymen or Mangina(usually).
Many choose to remain a Blandoc for a period of time that they see fit (for many, this means until they are married, or find someone they love), others are a Blandoc due to not yet having had the chance to lose their virginity. A Blandoc is often seen as a rare and beautiful thing.
1. A Blandoc who has not yet engaged in sex because they are waiting for true love.
2. A Blandoc who has not yet engaged in sex because they are so socially crippled that whenever they are around the opposite sex they begin to hiss and fart uncontrollably.
3. A Blandoc who has not yet engaged in sex because they are too young.
4. A Blandoc who has not yet engaged in sex because they are waiting for marriage.
5.A man who has not been penetrated. He can be identified by the presence of a Buhymen or Mangina(usually).
1. I am a Blandoc because I'm waiting for my true love before I have sex! I also believe in unicorns.
2. I am NOT a Blandoc! Does cyber-sex count?
3. Dude, I know you like Blandocs, but checking out the pre-schoolers is both creepy and illegal.
4. I'm a Blandoc because God doesn't want me to have sex yet. He also wants you to give me five bucks.
5. I'm a Blandoc because there way to many video games to play still,
2. I am NOT a Blandoc! Does cyber-sex count?
3. Dude, I know you like Blandocs, but checking out the pre-schoolers is both creepy and illegal.
4. I'm a Blandoc because God doesn't want me to have sex yet. He also wants you to give me five bucks.
5. I'm a Blandoc because there way to many video games to play still,
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Noun
1. The only white female prostitute in Boy’s Town (the commercial district in the border town of Nuevo Laredo, Tamaulipas, Mexico, serving primarily as a "zone of tolerance" in the city for legal prostitution). Not to be confused with “El Cuco Blanco”, which can easily be identified by the presence of an Adam’s apple.
2. The luckiest of the lucky dove songs favored by all varieties of the Patronus Cazadores Majoris. Written by George Baker and performed the George Baker Selection in 1975. If used in a discretionary manner, the song will produce waves of the paloma peligrosa within firing range within 69 seconds of starting the song.
3. The act performed by a man where he casually walks through a party with his testicles (sans penis) hanging out the front of his pants until noticed by an unsuspecting female. Also known as the “walk of the dove breast”.
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1. The only white female prostitute in Boy’s Town (the commercial district in the border town of Nuevo Laredo, Tamaulipas, Mexico, serving primarily as a "zone of tolerance" in the city for legal prostitution). Not to be confused with “El Cuco Blanco”, which can easily be identified by the presence of an Adam’s apple.
2. The luckiest of the lucky dove songs favored by all varieties of the Patronus Cazadores Majoris. Written by George Baker and performed the George Baker Selection in 1975. If used in a discretionary manner, the song will produce waves of the paloma peligrosa within firing range within 69 seconds of starting the song.
3. The act performed by a man where he casually walks through a party with his testicles (sans penis) hanging out the front of his pants until noticed by an unsuspecting female. Also known as the “walk of the dove breast”.
The Paloma Blanca garners the highest price per John, but she is not revered by the local man whores.
When Carter played Paloma Blanca, we limited out on dove within 15 minutes, thereby yet again protecting the local population of Washington County from the paloma peligrosa.
It was an impressive Paloma Blanca that Mac pulled at Danny Bouy’s last night. The look on Turk’s prostitute was priceless when she noticed.
When Carter played Paloma Blanca, we limited out on dove within 15 minutes, thereby yet again protecting the local population of Washington County from the paloma peligrosa.
It was an impressive Paloma Blanca that Mac pulled at Danny Bouy’s last night. The look on Turk’s prostitute was priceless when she noticed.
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