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Beard

Any opposite sex escort taken to an event in an effort to give a homosexaul person the apperance of being out on a date with a person of the opposite sex.
Half of the women on the red carpet at the movie premier were not real dates, but beards.
by Rob October 29, 2004
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Crotch beard

The thread end of a scarf that sticks out of the bottom of a coat over the crotch area.
"That is a crazy crotch beard you got goin' on there, Jim."

"Yeah it's so soft, you want to touch it?"

"No, I'm good..."
by Kuyo January 14, 2010
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Swedish Beard Exchange

A Swedish Beard Exchange is when two or more people feel each other's beards or facial hair for the purpose of comparing and enjoying the quality of their beards.
Greg- "I haven't shaved in like a week"
Brian- "Wow that beard is huge!! We should have a Swedish Beard Exchange!"
(feel each other's beards)
Brian-"Your beard is so prickly!!"
by ZaffyTaffy August 12, 2011
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Beardo

A male specimen whose wildly bushy beard acts a shield of armor to conceal the underlying inner weirdo from the outer world.
Sorry sir, we have a strict policy of not hiring beardos at the day care center. ZZ Top reached considerable fame despite being fronted by two beardos. The CCTV agency has yet to solve the "beardo factor". The newsroom has been receiving mounting complaints of a beardo shouting at joggers in the park. He thought of himself as an enigma riddled with mystery, while his co-workers felt he was an unsettling beardo.
by triumphofthetonguetwister August 26, 2022
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Neptune's beard

A way to say 'Fuckin' A' without saying 'fuck'.
Q: "Did the Steelers win yesterday?"
A: "Neptune's beard! They crushed those Ravens!"
by HawaiiThad June 4, 2015
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beardies

A cutsie name for Australian bearded dragons. (Pet lizards)
How are my little beardies doing today? Who has a beard? Who has a beard? Its you! Beardies! Magnificent!
by Jeffy! May 9, 2005
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bearded taco

A hairy cooch. Fun to eat regardless, and term derives from the taco shape. Also spawned the term taco sauce.

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That Mexican place sure had a lot of bearded tacos!
by T. J. October 30, 2003
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