Gay-bate

A debate on who the biggest queer between straight friends.

Douchebag Brad and D-man gay-bate via email all day long. Example:
Brad "You know how I know your gay? You like hot man juice on your face."
D-man "You know how I know your gay? Cuz you shave your nuts and masturbate with a banana."

by Matt the Moose November 16, 2006

batels golub method

Batels-Golub Method similar to Simplex Method of linear progrming

LU Decomposition of the matrix

by val July 19, 2004

baife

A chavvy kind of boffin which have no popularity at all. They often have average IQ and are normally teachers pet. The like to wear fake burberry scarfs, jd bags and low ponytails.

She is such a baife.

by Mercedes20000000 November 10, 2008

batedrive

Like sex drive, batedrive is the urge to jack off or masturbate.

Dude I've got such a massive batedrive right now but my internets down.

by AngryBloggerWatcher October 26, 2009

batebooking

The act of masturbating and/or watching porn while on facebook doing other facebook activities.

Efficient batebooking is maximized by the use of two screens.

by the interwet April 23, 2010

bamferate

verb: to rape something in a badass manner refers to any situation

dude1: i could bamferate you anytime
dude2: no

by the cool and attractive people January 20, 2011

Bate Quebrao

(Venezuelan) Broken Bat -
A person who does not have enough skills to perform its duty in an appropriate way

José was trying to land in a wet runway and he skid off the runway. What a Bate quebrao’

by Bunkeriano March 19, 2019