Batch

During Destroy Dick December, you have to mix a batch.
Mix a batch?
Yeah, you need to ejaculate every day, per the calender day.
by SimSanSon January 24, 2021
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Batch

To shower.
by Top Batcher February 14, 2019
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Batch

A portmanteau of "Bitch" and "Bastard."
by TheDictionaryMan123 February 16, 2023
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BATCH

A chunky, lumpy, brontosaurus looking broad that claims to be a bad bitch. A batch is usually a bitch who looks like a batch of bitches stuffed into one big bitch. When a bunch of bitches huddle behind a camera to take a selfie, they are considered a batch.
John Smith: Dude what the fuck happened to your sofa?

Professor Cos: I had this batch on my sofa last night and she got hungry and ate a piece of the cushion.

John Smith: Holy shit, this is why I never allow pets in my house.

Professor Cos: I never had any pets over. I'm talking about the fat bitch who lives upstairs.

John Smith: Be careful Cos! A batch will eat anything that isn't tied down.

Professor Cos: Wait, what was that noise??

John Smith: Bro, there's a crack in your ceiling!!

"CREAK"...... "CRASH"......... "BANG"

Professor Cos: Holy Smokes!

John Smith: I think she's dead dude.

Professor Cos: Feed her Some Sofa.

John Smith: This is one heavy batch. I think she's gonna need like 3 sofas.
by Professor Cos October 14, 2015
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Batch

Chris: yo give me some batch
Jordan: no get ouuuut
by In the coop March 25, 2022
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Batch

Batch- a definition make by Makayla a child of god so you don’t have to say the b word
Omg you batch.
by Makaylagurl August 05, 2021
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batch

noun
1. a number of humans regarded as sets, or groups, based on quantity or interest, typically because they are not particularly worthy of one's time individually
I'm having brunch with a batch of sales folk.
by TheBigAL May 28, 2015
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