sasquatch

A very hairy person. First name is
usually called Brian

Have you seen Brian?

by Anonymous March 25, 2003

sasquatch-gay

Slang. A word used to describe a fat kid that is a bit of a mug.

Dave: alright did u watch greasy mechanics on tv last night
Nigel: no u f***in sasquatch-gay

by Matt Harwood September 26, 2006

Sasquatch Graduate

One who does not believe in global warming ...and boasts about graduating early- sometimes resembles the great hairy sasquatch

Kelsey was being a huge sasquatch graduate today when she told us about graduation.

by Dr. CB October 16, 2008

Sasquatch crotch

The hairiest crotch you have ever seen.

The bitch took her panties off and I was staring A Sasquatch crotch right in the face.....so I told the bitch to trim that shit and I gave her the Dirty tomahawk when I was done.

by Dump truck December 23, 2016

Sasquatch

Your ex girlfriend

Your girl looks like a sasquatch

by steammustachio April 23, 2021

Sasquatch Fuck

A girl who sneeks out of her house to fuck a guy in the woods.

Jerry:Man Kristy, you have nothing on Joy back in the day she sasquatch fucked all kinds of niggah's.
Kristy:No shit! She teaches my kids in preschool!

by Krazy Kristy aka Miss Mcgee January 24, 2009

sasquatch school of beast masters

when a person is seen on the street that is so fat people assume that all fat people must go to the same school

megan was about 170 lbs at the tender age of 13, she must have been attending the sasquatch school of beast masters

by Holly Matronic May 29, 2007