Chinese basket job

A woman sits in a basket suspended from the ceiling with the bottom cut out. The basket is lowered and spun so the vagina spins freely around the penis.

I got my first Chinese basket job by a Taiwanese hooker for a nickel and a loaf of bread.

by Phil July 29, 2003

Basketball face

The face someone makes after being hit in the nose with a basketball. Usually occurs when one is not paying attention during a game or a bad pass is thrown. Bloody nose and watery eyes are common

Guy 1:Did you see Bill fucking off on the court and get basketball face?
Guy 2:Yeah, what an asshole.

by Cletus B Delicious May 17, 2011

based on a true story

Mostly made up.

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, based on a true story!

by Tafkae January 9, 2009

Too baked

When, out partying and/or drinking or in any other large group scenario, you and a friend who just smoked marijuana, and are too high to do anything logical or coherent in conversation or in physical activity, look at each other and say "too-baked.."

Playing beer pong at a party and say something you would only say while baked, and look at your beer pong partner and mutter: "Too baked..."

by itsKV June 13, 2011

Alabama baked potato

That's where you lube a raw, uncooked, potato in a vat of butter then bake or microwave till steaming hot for the desired effect then shove it in your lover's asshole for 35 minutes. Then while fucking them in the ass you must yell I'm adding the bacon. Then you pullout and remove the potato, cum on it and force them to eat it and then ask them how is the sour cream.

I was asked to bring potato salad to the family picnic so I brought a batch of Alabama baked potatoes that I made with my wife.

by Jonnyblaze1956 October 15, 2018

Basket Weaving

A profession or study no longer lucrative or useful in modern society.

Johnny got his MA in basket weaving and now he manages a payless shoe store.

by gammaradiation March 9, 2017

Fruits Basket

Fruits Basket (also known as Furuba) is a shojo (girls) manga about a 16 year old girl named Tohru Honda who recently loses her mother and winds up living with the Sohma family. She soons finds out that the Sohma family is cursed with the vengeful spirits of the Chinease Zodiac and turn into animals when weak or hugged by the opposite sex. The story and characters are very original, which makes Fruits Basket a very popular manga.

I love Momijii from Fruits Basket!

by Miss. Self. Destruct. September 16, 2008