visual basic programmer

someone who *thinks* they know how to program, but in reality is pretty average... almost always don't really understand the inner workings of a computer... they get scared by things like call stacks, registers, pointers, assembly, or anything that has to do with the guts of a computers...

also, they are generally not smart enough to do embedded development...

embedded developer: i just hacked the can bus in my car... used a philips tja1050 transceiver, paired it up to a mcf5485 coldfire, developed the logger and gauge renderer in C (gasp!) using codewarrior and spat the image data out to the tft in my car to have virtual gauges on everything!

what have you developed lately?

visual basic programmer: an ftp server...

embedded developer: oh... cool...

by champski April 3, 2009

Baldi's Basics

spooky teacher man...

wow did you go to Baldi's Basics?

by baldi's basics June 6, 2018

BasilMarket

Site full of fags.

BasilMarket is full of faggots looking for attention.

by Social Distancing December 13, 2012

Basit

Basit, the cuddliest, softest, cutest panda-like person one will ever come across. Often rowdy amongst the male sex however shows great love and affection towards females. Basit's also love enormous bowls of pasta which they can guzzle down in seconds. Basit's adore women with massive ASSetts, both upstairs and downstairs. They tend to have large ears. Always tickle a Basits tummy and he will forever be loyal to you.

Basit wants the booty.

Look at his ears! He must be a Basit.
Never confuse Basit with basket.

by momoshaka April 27, 2015

Basij

An Iranian volunteer militia created by the order of the Ayatollah Khomeini in November 1979, and implemented beginning in 1980.

The Basij are subordinate to, the Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps (Pasdaran) and are under the control of the Supreme Leader of Iran, currently Ayatollah Khamenei.

by Dancing with Fire April 22, 2013

basic instruction

a jigger of well bourbon, split on the counter, wiped up with a rag, wrung out over a handful of ice from the salad bowl

I asked the bartender from a basic instruction and he threw me out of the bar

by i am not the one who is so far December 28, 2010

Basic White Douche

A basic white douche is a male who partakes of Nike basketball shorts, Nike shin high socks, and Nike bath slippers all at the same time. He is frequently completely brainless, very muscular, and a total jerk. Other identifying factors are: basic white douche tattoos and bro tanks. He is also always Caucasian.

John: Who is that muscular guy in the tank top with "inspiration," tattooed to his forearm in cursive?
Mike: I don't know, but he is certainly a basic white douche.

by StapleStaplesStapelton February 7, 2015