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Bartels’ Law

The shorter the lawyer, the more likely an ad hominem attack.
That little guy was backed into a rhetorical corner, so he lashed out at the guy who led him there: classic Bartels’ Law.
by M3Me December 14, 2018
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Barted

When you fart and burp at the same time
Jonny barted has in school and then he lost all of is friends and now he is lonely
by James Charles July 7, 2019
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Bartender's Limp

A common affliction amongst bartenders who, after finishing a long shift behind a bar, lose the ability to walk properly and often end up staggering around like the people they've been serving drinks to all night, despite being stone cold sober.
Guy 1: Did you see that bloke? He looks pissed.
Guy 2: Nah, I know him. He works at the club. He's not drunk, he's just got a bartender's limp.
by WhoGivesADan May 6, 2019
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Bartender Tod

Pouring beer onto your girl’s ass and then yelling your neighbor’s name with your girl screaming in pain and pleasure as you engage in intercourse.
Friend 1: so what happened after you took Nancy home last night? She totally wanted that d
Friend 2: it was unbelievable bro. I gave her a bartender tod and then a Wet Malfoy in the morning.
Friend 1: sounds like fun. What’s her number?
by Freggsmash May 13, 2019
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bartels

I’m a communistic but guy that likes to suck and fuck bbc’s
Omg I’m a bartels! 🔥🔥😍🔥👅🍆😂👋🏻
by Raper102 November 5, 2019
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Barteller

The Barteller is when you are balls deep in Thomas Bartels and he screams and accidentally mutters his biggest secret. you can only find it out while trying this.
'hey dude do you know the big secret about Thomas bartells?'
'yeah its that he fucked his dog on a Tuesday with a doorknob and a pitchfork'
how the fuck did you find that out?!'
'hush my child, the Barteller"
by Baxterd_17 March 31, 2020
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Barted

To choke a bitch out so bad that she starts to make sounds like a chicken when it’s head is cut off.
Friend: Brooooo.... did you see the fight between Kathy and Samantha during 5th period lunch

Me: “No but Jess was proudly telling everyone about it in Mr. Mats us dev class.”

Friend: (giggles) I’m not going to lie but Broooooooooooooooooooooooo THAT BITCH GOT BARTED!!
by zachery jordan December 29, 2020
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