Fuck Barrel

Noun
-a situation in which there is no good, or at least a difficult outcome. Often brough upon one's self by an act of stupidity.
A fuck barrel may also simply be a horrible situation.

Alternatively
Fuck Barreling is a verb, usually ending in someone being Fuck Barreled. (adj)
See examples given.

Ex. 1, Noun
"That asshole was packing shit into a Uhaul, but started packing things infront of him, soon he couldn't even get out of the damn truck. He was in such a Fuck Barrel."

Ex. 2 Noun
"Man, my folks died, finals are in a week and my girlfriend left me. I am in such a fuck barrel."

Ex. 3 Verb
"I didn't do any research or homework and now I have to cram for my test tomorrow, I seem to always be fuck barreling myself like this."

Ex. 4 Adj
"I was on a roof replacing shingles, when a dog started getting into the garbage. So I kicked down the ladder on him to scare him away. I then realized I was quite fuck barreled."

by Colin Ohnemus December 12, 2008

barrel rolo

Two Hershey's Rolo candies that come out of the package stuck together base-to-base as to resemble a barrel.

Do a barrel rolo!

by rickrolo'd August 19, 2009

Gun Barrel City

A city with the coolest name in the entire state of Texas. Found somewhat southeast of Dallas.

Dude, where did you find that girl?

She lives in Gun Barrel City!

by stopcallingmeshirley December 23, 2010

jelly bracelets

different colored bracelets that are pretty and fun to play with in class. its fun seeing what your colors mean and joking around about it, but no one actually does it. 69s are pretty just because of the design.

"Someone broke my black bracelet hahaha"
"So what did you do?"
"Made him buy me a new one."

by Rachel February 10, 2004

Barclay

Barclay is an amazing person. All the girls are after him for his good looks. He is tall, dark and handsome. He will treat you like a queen!

Wow he's perfect. I think he's gotta be a Barclay

by Monkey1 February 20, 2015

Do a Barrel Roll

The command to make the Google search page to rotate 360 degrees on it's own.

"types "do a barrel roll" in google search"
"pages rotates on it's own"
"user going o_o"

by Ren97 November 3, 2011

Jelly Bracelets

A cheap-jewelry, made from a rubber-like substance, in the shape of a ring, worn around the wrists, arms, and sometimes ankles.

People who play 'Snap' with Jellies have their own thing going on, and that's okay for them, but for those of us who buy them for what they are...accsessories... don't rip on us. I have 50 Black Jellies on both of my arms as I write this, but if some chick runs up, grabs one, and rips it off... am I gonna have sex with her? Hells no. That's just someone's thing that they do, but not ours.

"Hey, I broke your Jelly, haha, now you hafta fuck me!"

See Moron Idiot Sex Bracelets

by Lars King May 26, 2004