Basson Effect

When you cannot tell if a girl is hot or not. Attractiveness could depend on the day, outfit, time, or mental status.

Jami is the best example of the basson effect, she is hot but so chopped at the same time!
She’s such a basson.

by Bartholomew Rupert January 18, 2026

BIsOnD

It is the generation zulu pronunciation of Plain Bison when out hunting

Hunter looking down toward of Plain Bison and said "BIsOnD" pronounced (Bee-Is-On-Dih).

by Verisouls June 24, 2025

The Bison

The definition of any woman in the world named Kathryn.

damn, look at the bison, she grazed on ALL the grass and ate ALL of our ranch!

by Koikstein December 2, 2010

playing basson

a code-word for female scissoring

Me and Natalie are playing basson later

by MR. P12EZIDENT January 2, 2011

Bleepy Bison

An individual known for his/her foul-mouthed language much of which is bleeped by a disembodied voice or TV studio device. Bleepy Bison individuals are aware of their excessive use of expletives, but are powerless to end the behavior. The use of colorful language is almost autonomic, like breathing. Confronting a Bleepy Bison about his/her PG-13 vocabulary often leads to more obscenities and more bleeping.

Not to be confused with Byron - poet, philanderer and Bleepy Bison of his day.

I had no idea your aunt was such a Bleepy Bison.

by justWink December 7, 2011

black bison

stage after blue waffle, it is so hairy and black that it looks like the head of a bison

she was so wrecked, and it was a black bison

by blackbison July 8, 2012

ditch bison

A very unfortunate looking female. More times than not a heavy set female. Looks like something that was struck and left in a ditch.

Damn, that broads a total ditch bison

by Detwaa9 March 16, 2014