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Burnt Mushroom 

After your partner is done giving you a blow job, she proceeds to turn around and fart/queefe on the head of your penis (the part that looks like a mushroom)
After Bradley was done fingering Bisbee's butthole, Bisbee sucked his cock and farted on it, and bradley said "thank you for the burnt mushroom!"
Burnt Mushroom by Kara Day xoxo November 10, 2009

Burnt Popcorn Fart 

Similar to overcooking a bag of microwave popcorn; it's a fart that smells so bad that there is no way you can hide it. It fills a room and never seems to go away.

May leave burn marks in your pants.
Quick honey, open a window, I just had a burnt popcorn fart rip through my shorts!
Burnt Popcorn Fart by haroldramis September 15, 2009

Burnt Biscuit

A mean phrase to call a very dark man or woman.
That Burnt Biscuit bitch is trying me, and she must not know who I am!
Burnt Biscuit by ChocolateLola September 9, 2010

Burnt Salmon 

When a girl is giving a man a blow job and resist to let him cum in her mouth.He quickly smacks her across the face with a burnt salmon knocking her out...then he finishes the job in her mouth
Heather was afraid of getting jizzed on so Jon gave her the burnt salmon
Burnt Salmon by Harley Boy November 1, 2007

Burnt Sperm

Left over sperm or semen in someones asshole from a prior fuck that is re-fucked by another dick and thus becomes overheated and burnt. It's odor is that of burning flesh and feces put together.
Bob: This girl, Kim Cumbox, farted on me while we were fucking and it smelled horrible!
Fred: Haaa! You fucked her!!?? That ass is FULL of Burnt Sperm! You better take a shower!

burnt beef

a person of black/African descent; someone of dark color
Those burnt beef slaves were treated real bad.
The burnt beefs did a drive-by in the ghetto neighborhood.
burnt beef by Krystal January 15, 2006