Buddy

An insincere greeting of an untrustworthy kind.
Belittling and disingenuous to a person you do not know or want to know.

Hey buddy you gonna pass that j.or what?

In insult masked in a lame facade of comraderie

I.wouldnt expect.it from a close friend

I will not take it as respect from a stranger.

Hey buddy hold on I'll get to you.
Hey buddy whats up

by Thorley March 8, 2025

buddy

family friendly slang / codeword for 'retard'

Look at that buddy over there, all happy and such...

by BuddyBaller March 18, 2025

Buddy

Buddy is a pal or a friend that is kind and lovely.

I love my Buddy.

by Buddy5000 March 24, 2025

Buddy

The absolute epitome of aura and masculinity. Absolutely shredded muscles and he's 8'6.

"God I wish I was Buddy"

by Buddy2:thebetterone February 5, 2026

Buddy

bud·dy
Noun:
A white person getting on your last nerve

Verb:
To hate and despise the average white

Jack was stumbling around the bar acting a fool so the bartender told him to “scram buddy”

by BigDaddyBigBoy March 6, 2026

Buddy

A guy who goes out and gets 2 blowjobs then comes home and gives you 1

Jimmy said he wanted to be my buddy last night

by Fred Roger August 14, 2025

Buddy Wayne Name

As in #buddywaynename - Buddy Wayne is a comedic figure of speech, a paraprosdokian of sorts. It consists of a proper name, two syllables in the first and one syllable in the last, which inherently means something else. Sally Forth (i.e. to set out in a sudden, energetic, or violent manner) is the ‘purest’ example of a Buddy Wayne Name (Allen Keys is pretty damn good, too), with a clearly recognizable first name consisting of two syllables, a believable last name with one, and a commonly understood alternate meaning, which is spelled correctly. Donny Brook (i.e. an inordinately wild, contentious, free-for-all brawl), although a very fine example of a Buddy Wayne Name (one of the greats, really), is tragically 'impure' due to the variance (two words in the #bwn, versus one in the original word).

See Also: Wellerism, Tom Swifty, Any other 'figure of speech' reference which helps you to understand this simple concept. It's up to you. Make it work.

Person asking stuff: "What is your Buddy Wayne Name?"

Other person: "Salman Rowe."

Person asking stuff, now with an air of condescension: "Clever. Not pure, but clever. It is a pleasure to make your acquaintance, regardless."

by Buddy Wayne February 11, 2019