The Australian Boy

The Australian Boy is a person you’ll meet one day and act like a complete dumbass. But once you get to know him, you’ll find that he’s also stupid. He will try to go to hogwarts by shooting paper balls through a straw and pretending that their spells.

Friend: Who the hell is that?
Me: I don’t know.
Friend: Why is he being a dumbass?
Me: I don’t know.
Friend: He must be The Australian Boy
Me: That makes more sense.
Friend: Yee

by The French Male April 10, 2019

Australian Motorboat

To motorboat down under... what more do I have to say?

Last night I was with a girl, she wasn't expecting me to Australian Motorboat her.

by Australian Motorboat Society January 4, 2009

australian acent

an Acent that comes from australia WHICH DOESNT SOUND BRITISH TO THOSE DUMB PEOPLE!
its unique and australians feel proud to have it!

AUSTRALIAN ACENT MATE

by ashley993 January 14, 2009

Redneck Australian

The most stereotypical version of the australian-english language.
Most people dont know how to speak this great language
These are very rough translations

Redneck Australian: Crikey, aint you a dopey cunt wanker shitstain
Other person: what the fuck are you saying?

by DragonDan August 12, 2018

australian blowtorch

to give a man a blow job with hot sauce in your mouth

Anns mouth was on fire while she was giving Bob an australian blowtorch.

by Bluberry2008 August 1, 2009

Australian Idol

a contradiction in terms. Classic example of an oxymoron.

Australian Idol. Act Naturally. Original Copies. Military Intelligence.

by Stuart May 7, 2005

Australian Juice

When you pour a juice of some sort into a woman's vagina and then eat her out. When describing the juice, you place the type of juice you poured in between the two words.

Bill: When I ate her out I mixed some Australian Juice.
Ted: What kind
Bill: Australian Orange Juice. It was delicious.

by Brook, Lopez September 12, 2011