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Aleph

The call-sign of the young, fiesty, female operative on the 'Global Frequency' comic book series and soon-to-be television program. Inspired by Borges, she alone heads the network of monitors and agents connected by phone.
"Central is secure. And I've got one who can talk. We are going to find out exactly who they were and make sure they don't hurt anyone else, ever.

Because that's what the Global Frequency is for."
by Robert Akins June 2, 2004
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Asphyxiation

Julia's favorite word.
Arrteh: "Hey, what's your favorite word?"
Julia: "Fuck."
Arrteh: "Besides that."
Julia: "Asphyxiation. Blasphemy."
Arrteh: "Pick one."
Julia: "The first one."
Arrteh: "Mind if I use your last name?"
Julia: "Which one?"
Arrteh: "Bremer."
Julia: "Why?"
Arrteh: "I'm defining it on UrbanDictionary.com."
Julia: "Link me when you're done."
by Arrteh October 16, 2008
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asphyx

Masturbating while depriving your brain of oxygen at the same time, usually through a form or strangulation or hanging.
Jimmy performed an asphyx yesterday, Unfortunately he passed out before he could cut the rope...
by Kh4ng4r00 March 16, 2008
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aural asphyxiation

When music is so bad you have to cover your ears.
Between the local cover band's tone deaf lead singer and rhythmically challenged drummer, the majority of bar patrons left to avoid more aural asphyxiation.
by Semiuseful Magazine December 9, 2008
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Asphyxiation

when a girl takes your nut sak, puts it in a back pack, then zips its up and you get a boner
if your lucky you get to skeet in your math book
"gee alyssa,
did you see carly take natalie asphyxiation that guy over there?

poor butthole"
by CarlyNatalieAlyssa ton October 28, 2007
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Asphelt

To have ones booty fondled, usually by an older man.
When Bill Clinton passed by Monica she became asphelt
by lisa_urban May 17, 2008
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Hank the asphyxi wank

The name given to people guilty of carrying out the act of having a wank while asphyxiating one's self!
Sam caught Andy having a asphyxi wank...

Sam shouted "OMG Andy you're having and asphyxi wank, from now on I'm gonna call you Hank the asphyxi wank!!"
by Dextro tablet March 26, 2010
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