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AOL

acronym for Atrophied Otter Lips. thin, dry, weak lips inappropriate for fellatio.

antonym: DSL, dick-sucking lips.
After my ex's crappy AOL, I was blown away by the DSL of the hottie I met at the bar last night.
by k9_mk5 February 22, 2011
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I am a lawyer representing the company which this individual has said untruthful statements against. I am recommending you remove all anti-AOL, as a matter of fact all AOL, America Online, or any other names people come up with or within 14 days I will be placing a lawsuit against this website for closure due to slander against the AOL company. AOL did not request this, they had enough employees...
by dude December 22, 2004
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an ISP with great chatrooms (even ones you can create) and where u cam make friends.....better than yahoo where applets have to be loaded to just get into a chatroom. aol chatrooms just comes right up.
im on aol all day either talking in the chatrooms or on urban dictionary
by jackson, j May 13, 2006
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stands for aww out loud

when someone does something or says something really adorable
"im gonna squeeze you so much ur gonna turn into a pile of feather"

"AOLLLLL"
by excalabir26 October 12, 2010
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A ISP which is very underated, it's not THAT bad, and I think it's pretty fast. Also, has a lot of free features. One drawback is that it's very overpriced, but I just keep re-signing up on the free trial deals :).
Person 1: I get free Internet
Person 2: How?
Person 1: Just keep signing-up to the AOL free trial disks :)
Person 2: Fucking awesome
by COF2 January 3, 2006
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AOL is probably the best Internet Service Provider (ISP) around, people who have not experienced other ISP's are ungreatful because they just don't know how easy they have it with AOL. Now that AOL has been lowering their prices, it is even better. I have been on AOL since version 2.5 and I've loved it every since...yes, I have tried other Internet Service Providers, but I kept coming back to AOL because none of them could compare. Why do you think everyone on here that complains about AOL, is infact, still using AOL? It's because they're addicted to AOL's ease of use, and it's graphically appealing GUI. Why don't they try getting on SBC or something for awhile, I mean.. after all, it is a lot cheaper. 2 weeks of experiencing SBC and they'll be back on AOL in a flash. AOL is the best Dialup ISP around, I have broadband and I'm still using AOL! Why don't guys just go get another ISP, or just stop complaining!
by Bob February 17, 2005
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aol that is sooooo cute!!
by whitetailang October 4, 2011
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