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by fuck-me-grande December 3, 2019

Aaron

that one kid whos quiet but then pulls a gun on you...

Aaron literally did a 180

by aliensauce March 16, 2019

Aaron Judge

Second coming of Derek Jeter. Super respectful to everyone, as humble as anyone can be, and Barry Bonds without steriods. When you see Aaron Judge play, it’s like being in a dream, or being able to see into the future. All Yankees fans love him even though he’s only played part of 2016 all of 2017 and most of 2018. He hits a homer almost every game. Unlike Manny Machado, he actually puts his head down and runs when he hits a home run like he’s done it before. Proof that he’s a legend: He played New York, New York when he drove out of fenway park after beating the worst team of all time, the Red Sox

Cole: Dude i saw a Yankees game last night and this guy hit three homers.
Yankees Fan: Oh yeah, must’ve been Aaron Judge

by Andranian October 27, 2018

Aaron Rodgers

The new Green Bay Packers starting quarterback who will be under the spotlight after everything he does because he unfortunately has to follow the career of Brett Favre.

Now a term used for being an underdog and having to live up to someone's achievements.

"Your sister has a 4.0? She Aaron Rodgers'd you in your parents' eyes. F*** her up."

by sounds awful October 1, 2008

Aaron

Aaron is simply perfect. He's sweet and caring, while he can be manly and mature at the same time. Never let one go when you get an Aaron in your life. If you're lucky enough to date him, give him time to open up to you. Once you earn his trust he will tell you exactly how he feels and while care how you feel. He's slow with being physical bc he respects girls, but once you get him turned on he will be so hot and know exactly what to do. He's marriage material and you better be completely loyal to him bc he gets very jealous. If you don't look at other guys it's guaranteed he wont look at other girls. He's extremely intelligent and thoughtful!

Single Friend: "What did Aaron get you for Valentines?"

Me: "A dozen roses, a box of chocolates, and an evening alone at his place.. ;)"
Single Friend: "I'm so jealous. What's his brother's name again?!"

by LeelaXFry April 8, 2013

Aaron Judge

An MLB beast that plays for the Yankees that leads the league in homeruns (currently).

Aaron Judge is going to win the MLB homerun derby!

by ZectoPlays July 10, 2017

Aaron

Gaelic for "first in line everywhere when called by name“
Lithuanian for “falls over easily”

Boy who constantly falls over repeatedly, injury-prone, and has a fear of treadmills. Can’t stand up straight as he is bent and is generally lost. He’s really shit at 2k and can’t pack a galaxy Opel to save his life. He makes Ben look smart and Olly look like a genius and looks like the next Einstein. He always says he’s getting bullied but really isn’t. Bumlicks a guy called Damola.
He’s a great person.... occasionally. He’s very funny... to make fun of

Me: “Wow Aaron is really nice I want to be him when I’m Older“
Aaron “Sure den”
Me: “no you”
Aaron: “says you flippin”

by F1ynn July 5, 2019