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L.S.I.M.H.B.I.W.A.F.E.F.M.T.L.O.L.

"Laugh Silently In My Head Because It Wasn't Actually Funny Enough For Me To Laugh Out Loud"- Other known as what REALLY happens when one of your friends texts, or says "L.O.L"
John- Yeah, i had to walk 37 miles to get home...
Frank-"Lol"
John-"..."
what really happend when Frank heard that was L.S.I.M.H.B.I.W.A.F.E.F.M.T.L.O.L.
by Jake Opp November 10, 2011
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F.M.I.T.A.

fuck
me
in
the
ass

what you say to someone when you want them to fuck you in the ass.
Josie: hey Sam!
Sam: What?
Josie: F.M.I.T.A.
Sam: OK!
by #MUSIC<3 July 22, 2016
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F.A.G.M.

fag-um

Acronym for fat ass gay matt. This describes your typical friend named matt.
speaking to matt: hey F.A.G.M., fetch me a sandwich, yo
by Perry Bernstein January 11, 2009
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Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!
Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!
by Semmelweis December 16, 2018
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Rolling On Floor Laughing So Hard Voldemort Uses Avada Kedavra On Me And I Live.
Person 1: *tell a joke*
Person 2: R.O.F.L.
Person 3: R.O.F.L.S.H.V.U.A.K.O.M.A.I.L.!!!
by Wrathchild11 December 16, 2010
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J.S.T.F.U.A.C.M.O.W.M

“Just shut the fuck up and come make out with me.”
Girl/guy:”J.S.T.F.U.A.C.M.O.W.M
Guy/girl: “hell yeah!”
by Big boothbuttcheems August 6, 2023
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J.S.T.F.U.A.E.M.O

Guy 1:Hey my girl told me J.S.T.F.U.A.E.M.O do you know what that means?

Guy 2: yeah it mean just shut the fuck up and eat me out.
by OhSnap223 August 7, 2023
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