C.F.A.D

pronounced C-F-A-D or Ka Fad or See Fad
stands for

Cute From A Distance
From a distance they seem attractive, but as you get a closer look at them, there ugly, thus cute from a distance

For the bro's

Bro A: Dude check out that girl across the dance floor damn she is so bodacious
Bro B: Damn she is..wait hold on she's coming this way
Bro A: OH SHIT! nevermind C.F.A.D
Bro B: oh fuck bro, your right looks like she fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down
Bro A: damn..let's go get fucked up
Bro B: ok -_-''

For the Girls
Girl A: Ooo girrl he is fine
Girl B: Damn I wonder what he looks like shirtless
Girl A: omgah girl he's looking this way, omgah he's coming over here
Girl B: oh fuck C.F.A.D damn let's pertend to be lesbians so he'll go away
Girl A: ok lol

by Johnny Is Brutally Honest December 7, 2009

P.A.D.

Stands for post alcoholStands for Post Alcohol Depression, which is typically experienced after a particularly heavy and prolonged drinking adventure. It is the low point one must endure after enjoying the high. Characterized by feelings of depression (mostly in the morning), sleeplessness, night sweats, deep regret and sorrow for all of the awesome things that victim is now remembering doing. More conscientious individuals suffering from P.A.D. may find it necessary to make many apologetic phone calls, and attempt to get one’s life back in order.

Person 1: did you see Wes this weekend, he was so awesome and funny.

Person2: No, do you think he will be out tonight?

Person1: i doubt it, after a weekend like that he is probably suffering from P.A.D.

Person2: that is too bad, we should make him some cookies to cheer him up

by wesley belden June 30, 2008

w.a.d.

Abbreviation for "What a Dick" ... Used on AIM , MSN , and other instant messaging programs ....

Goerge says "Yo, I wrecked my car into a tree last night"
Tom replied " W.a.D."

by Azn Coolio February 15, 2007

P.A.D.

A P.A.D is a Post Apocalyptic Dump. Its a monster crap that the toilet didnt see coming. It usually happens when you eat too much food or you mix salsa with milk. Its a dump to end all dumps. Beware of the restroom after someone has taken a P.A.D.

Dude 1: Yo man that bathroom fucking stinks!!
Dude 2: Thats because I just took a P.A.D.!!

Dude 1: (exits bathroom) Damn...i just took the biggest P.A.D.
Dude 2: Siiiickkkk

by C-bore February 2, 2009

pull a d'ariano

To show up uninvited to a place or event, even if you are actually wanted at said place or event. Pulling a D'Ariano can be intentional or unintentional.

We forgot to invite Matt, but he pulled a D'Ariano anyway, so it was all good.

Let's pull a D'Ariano and hit the swings.

by ckhan09 May 30, 2009

I'd do that for a dollar

A phrase started by Big Brother and America's player, Eric. As one of his many challenges, Eric had to say this phrase and get at least two or three people to start saying it to. Sometimes confused with, "I'd hit that", yet these phrases have complete different meanings. "I'd do that for a dollar" states that you will do something stupid (i.e jump naked into a lake when it's near below freezing outside) for one dollar.

"I'd do that for a dollar," Eric.
"Dude, I know him. He would do that for a dollar," Dick.

by Sparky Jinkers December 3, 2007

D.A.D.

Dumb-ass Dispatcher

A public safey radio operator. They are everywhere. They don't seem to have common sense!!

Cop: Can you check one by name and D.O.B.?
D.A.D.: Go ahead
Cop: Teresa Blow 01-10-1910
D.A.D.: Can you spell Teresa?
Cop: There are only two ways! Figure it out D.A.D.!!

by dolga January 14, 2010