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pOoL bEeL

Literally the best most amazing person of all time and will be forever
NAHHHHHHH pOoL bEeL is just the most amazing wonderful person ever
by True fax’s 69 March 23, 2021
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milk pool

The ejaculation of one into his or someone else's bellybutton thus making a milk pool
Bro i totally milk pooled her last night.
by Milk Pool December 30, 2017
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pool buzz

Excessively priced drinks consumed at a hotel/resort pool to maintain an appropriate state of intoxication.
That dinner was relatively inexpensive compared to our pool buzz today.
by N0npr0phet May 18, 2014
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pool whale

An overweight, female tourist (typically american) mostly located at hotel pools or landmarks. They are recognizable by their excessively large and colorful clothes. As soon as the pool whale reaches maturity, they receive extremely tiny backpacks (usually pink). It is important to mention that they cannot swim. Instead, they simply float around. Whilst in tourist mode, they like taking pictures with iPads.
"Dude check it! She doesn't even fit in her iPad selfie!

"Yeaaaah man! Total pool whale!"
by TheBoo's September 26, 2014
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Florida Pool

A pool of jizz from a Disney dad running down a cast members cheek while his wife and kids are asleep at the hotel.
"Where have you been? The parade starts in 5 minutes!"

"I had to clean up the Florida Pool from that Disney Dilf!"
by Thatguyfromsaskatchatoon November 12, 2020
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Pool Goggling

Similar to beer goggling, pool goggling occurs when an inebriated person's pool game seems to look better and better as his state of inebriation gets higher and higher. He'll hit more balls, take more chances, and sometimes he'll get funnier as his game gets worse --and good thing for him-- it's all done with a smile on his face and without his knowledge of it.
I don't like playing pool with Tom unless he's pool goggling. At least when he's drunk, he's funny when he plays.
by donnthuan23 November 14, 2010
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pool towel

The act of butt flossing with a pool float while someone shits on your face.
The YMCA pool is closed today due to last week's Pool Toweling incident.
by jayrodmurderface June 7, 2017
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