two spurt bert

a man that ejaculates prematurley

i was with this guy last night and he was a real two spurt bert.

by pinkprincess370 February 7, 2010

bert

another word for sayin not

im home alone and scared, bert

by ?:>"{}| April 17, 2009

Bert sexual

The act lf being attracted to that boi Bert

Sorry i cant date u im bert sexual

by Ace the greatest July 11, 2022

Bert

Usually dirty minded laughs hard at everything and usually has a friend named Logan

Bert

by Lovenlife101 February 3, 2020

Bert

A true bellend aka a smithy. #thinksheisgodsgift #cockwamble

Yo mert there's Bert what a cunt.

by Koplover89 March 8, 2019

old bert

Evil incarnate. If you run into an Old Bert it is best to try and escape before it notices you are there. If escape is not possible then trying to make a deal to spare your life is the best option. Old Bert's feed on the human soul and if hungry will stop at nothing to get it's next meal. If already fed then it's personality will revert to a calm state, although if angered it would be lucky if the body was found in a piece larger then a finger nail. It is best to avoid Old Bert's at all cost but the reward for capturing one alive is enough to get you your own private island with money to spare. Approach Old Bert's at own risk with full knowledge that it will most likely eat you and your soul.

You hear about the city that was destroyed, apparently an Old Bert caused it.

by Old_Bert July 8, 2017

BERTS

Daddy.

I want o be just like BERTS.

by BERTS94 November 23, 2021