-ness

A super nifty thing to add on to any word (or name!) at all (and I do mean any).

Hotness, sweetness, w00tness, loveliness, paperness, wordness, lemurness, nessness, arghness, eekness, Katyness, Draconess, Harryness, usness.

by Lexi December 26, 2003

Nessie

A guy who says he has a big penis, but there is no proof that it exists.

That guy must be a nessie, he claims to have a big one, but he can't get a girl.

by kir3d May 4, 2010

Drop a Nessie in the Loch

A euphemism for defecating inspired by the Loch Ness Monster. Similar to "dropping off the kids at the pool", yet with a Scottish flair.

Scotsman 1: Good gracious I had a lot to eat last night!

I've got to drop a nessie in the loch!

Scotsman 2: Sounds like a plan, laddie.

by Kamikaze Kool-Aid Man October 1, 2010

Nesrin

Nes-rEEn
Nesrin is a Kurdish name with origins dating back to early civilization. It is the name of a small yellow flower that is indiginous to the mountains of Kurdistan.

Many Persians, Arabs and East Indians name their daughters Nesrin because it is a pretty name, however, in Kurdistan, the Kurds name their daugters Nesrin because it is a traditional name, and the flower is bright and beautiful, not unlike many Kurdish women.

Variations of the spelling include Nasrin, Nesreen, Nasreen, Nisreen, and Nisreen.

Kurdistan Kurd Kurds Nesrin

by A real Nesrin February 4, 2010

loch ness monster

40-foot-high girl-scout after my t'ree-fi'ty. Once captured by Mr. Burns to win back popularity.

Did I ever tell you about the time I saw the Loch Ness Monster?

by B-Drac November 15, 2003

fucked-up-ness

verb. (fŭked-up'-nis)

Carelessness, foolishness, recklessness or stupidity.

ORIGIN: Fucked-up-ness is made up from the word "fuck ups"

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant January 4, 2009

loch ness monster

A gargantuan turd of epic proportions that is long enough to actually stick out of the water like the head of the 'real' loch ness monster. (Must be a solitary log-type poop)

"Babe, call the news...i've spotted the loch ness monster swimming in our toilet..."

by Poop-doggy-dog April 13, 2009