Zaded

Being really drunk and high at the same time

I can't believe you held that blunt hit in while you chugged that beer.

Ya I'm really fuckin zaded

by Hurricane Katrina 2.1 October 4, 2009

Zaked

Zaked equals baked to the next level.

In essence to obtain a high that is above what one normally experiences when smoking marijuana. This is typically achieved by either very high grade ganga or smoking mass quantities of the herb.

"That weed was so bomb, I was really Zaked."

by LG441 April 11, 2010

Zane

my favourite forever that i love more than anything
- t <3

ilym zaney

by barbodidiumsli November 8, 2021

Dirty Zander

A person who is a genius. They will get married and have a hot wife/ handsome husband. Will have 2 kids.

You can say oh what a dirty Zander and it’s a compliment

by Jonathon Beth April 17, 2020

Zane

he has a smol cock and might be gay. also likes to oooo and cheese

Zane is gay

by shredded cheese on my sidewalk December 9, 2021

Zander

A amazing guy with a beautiful personality and many fantastic features. He is romantic and faithful. If u ever find a zander hold on to it as long as possible

That guy is so hot, he is Zander
I love Zander so much

by L/call/me July 22, 2018

Zander

The highest level of neurological flaw. He seems to be gay. He is also very creepy. He wears his pants inside out and only washes the bottom half of him in the shower. He is legally insane and has aneurisms often. When he was taken into the neurologist, he screamed, acted like a rabid animal, and tore the neurologists socks off and used them as ear covering. He was expelled from school because he would often get in fights with other students and teachers verbally and physically, vandalism, lack of understanding, use of meth, creepily stocking students and teachers, making threats while holding a rusty kitchen knife, pulling the fire alarm, violating the dress code, swearing at students and teachers, and exiting and entering the school many times through the window. His mother abandoned him at age 11 for obvious reasons. The police once tried to take him to an insane asylum, but when they weren't looking he broke out of the cuffs (he was high on meth and didn't feel the pain) and jumped out the window while they were going over and landed in the water. He now lives his life in prison where he should stay.

If life ever punishes to the extent of introducing you to a Zander, there is still hope, just run away as far as you can and start a new life, whatever's wrong with you can be fixed.

by John W. Doe December 27, 2021