carpet yachting

When the dog drags it itchy hoop along the carpet in search of relief.

FFS, your fucking dog is carpet yachting again. You can clear up the brown tram line this time!

by halfmanhalfninja August 3, 2017

B YACUNT

This Uncultured swine tends to be a buck tooth degenerate whom are never down to clown. A very special kind of snowflake who treats woman like complete forking shitaki mushrooms.

Has a small D—K complex so don’t say stubby or things will be broken in this donkey Kong tantrum.

B yacunt how could you do this? I could’ve dropped my croissant you bucktooth degenerate looking uncultured swine.

by Donkeycunt August 27, 2018

Atascadero Yacht Club

Punching someone in the testicles with a stolen kayak paddle.

Jessie-Lynn gave Travis an Atascadero Yacht Club and ran out of the Rite-Aid yelling the lyrics to Kid Rock's All Summer Long in Esperanto.

by Woodrow T. Boner June 15, 2019

Yaoi Yacht

The upgraded version of a gay ship, used when the two lovers evolve in their gayness to maximum.

"Oh wow, Gay 1 and Gay 2 have transcended the mortal plane of love, they have made a yaoi yacht"

by A retarded fish January 8, 2020

lovely.yachi

An amazing and unbelievable creator who you could look at and die from how amazing he is.

person 1: Omg look it's lovely.yachi!

person 2: Isn't that the flawless one from TikTok?

by I can't decide June 25, 2021

lovely.yachi

the best person in the world (us yachi supremacists are superior) and i love it! he makes me so happy everyone they post!! they’re really handsome and kind and i love him (´-ω-`)

‘oh do you know @lovely.yachi?’

‘yes he’s amazing!!’

‘i know right!’

by lovely.yachi’s admirer July 15, 2021

Flaming Yacht

A synonym for hot pepperoni pizza

(Someone brings in pepperoni pizza)

*IS THAT A FLAMING YACHT!?!*

by Mario15XP December 19, 2021