XBox 360

A touch-activated blender used primarily to grind up $60 CDs.

Best Buy Clerk: "Would you like to buy the warranty for scratched videogames for $4.99?"
XBox 360 Owner: "Yes"

XBox 360: "GRRRRRCHUCKCHUCKCHUCKGRRRRR"

by theLordoftheDance March 10, 2009

Xbox 360 Fanboy

The unyielding belief that the Xbox 360 is the best console, and no other can touch it. This of course, is only based upon the monopoly of exclusive games that the console has due to Microsoft's ass-loads of cash that they throw to developers, so that consumers are only left with one choice of console. The 'fanboys' completely disregard system performance, graphics, and other notable features that the other consoles have, and simply focus on the fact that "Halo is the best". They typically claim that the Xbox 360 is better because it has Xbox Live, and forget the fact that Microsoft charges for simple things like pictures and changing your name.

Scenario 1: Ps3 Owner "Hey dude, I just got a ps3 today and I'm watching my movies and playing my games on Blu-Ray HD!"

Xbox 360 Fanboy "Dude why would you waste your money on that when you could be playing Halo?!?!?!?!!!"

Scenario 2: Ps3 Owner "Hey, I just went online and downloaded a new theme for my Ps3 for free, then I decided I wanted to change my name to BawlsOut69!"
Xbox 360 Fanboy "Yeah well, I just did to! For 560 Microsoft points of course!" (About 6$)

by I OWN ALL THREE CONSOLES. November 7, 2009

xbox 360

a next gen gaming console that actually has overcome racism.

"xbox 360: Black one is called Elite"

by Anju K March 16, 2010

Xbox Live

An online gaming network that allows white people to make fun of black people in the safety of their home.

Person 1: "I love being racist on Xbox Live!"
Person 2: "Are you racist everywhere?"
Person 1: "Hellz no. If I say this shit to a black man face-to-face, I'm gonna get wrecked. Use common sense."

by Purple Turkoglu January 20, 2011

xbox tan

A really, really, really, really pasty white skin tone. When someone gets an xbox they invariably spend too much time indoors playing it, and the lack of sunlight they recieve results in a lack of melanin in the skin, turning them albino white.

Hilariously, this insult should be applied to people who through no fault of their own cannot develop a dark tan, such as the elderly, ginger-haired folk and computer nerds who should know better.

Max: "Hey, look at that pasty white guy"
Bubba: "Yep, he's sporting a real xbox tan"

by Jamie Douglas September 6, 2006

Xbox Customer Service

Horrible customer service, really. They will not take "NO" for an answer. For example, you try to remove your credit card info from your account, instead, the guy keeps trying to persuade you into buying more shit until you hang up or give in. Fucking assholes.

Me: "See, I can't have my account automatically renew itself because I don't have the dough. And I don't have internet anymore."

Xbox Customer Service: Yeah... well, I completely understand. I mean times are hard and the economy is bad, but see, you get 3 months for 14.99 and 400 Microsoft points free to use at your leisure."

*senario repeats*

by Wasabimoto November 29, 2010

Xbox Live Warrior

The term is usually used in the popular shooter game "Halo 3 ." "Xbox Live Warriors" are people who don't die when they're no-shields. Xbox Live warriors are usually people with amazing connections and their bullets always registers in every game. Although other people shoot them, their bullets never registers and the "warriors" end up killing them.

Person1: Wow dude that guy is one-shot my X!
Person2: What! I put 5 shots onto him and he just won't die!

People such as Tensor and Snip3down are Xbox Live Warriors.

by Etsah August 21, 2009