XBox 360

A touch-activated blender used primarily to grind up $60 CDs.

Best Buy Clerk: "Would you like to buy the warranty for scratched videogames for $4.99?"
XBox 360 Owner: "Yes"

XBox 360: "GRRRRRCHUCKCHUCKCHUCKGRRRRR"

by theLordoftheDance March 10, 2009

Voldemort

A villain whose primary goal is to kill children, but still for some reason or another fails to succeed.

"And I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for those meddling kids!" -a Voldemort

by TheLordoftheDance March 10, 2009