Turkish wrestling

A sport that is not in any way homoerotic. Sure, it involves men rubbing oil on eachother and grabbing eachother's asses, but it doesn't count as homosexuality if both parties are straight, right? At least that's what drunk frat boys say.

Arrogant Jock: I just got invited by these guys to practice some Turkish wrestling. Too bad you can't be there, loser!

Turkish exchange student: *tries not to laugh* Oh yeah, I'm so sad that I'll be missing that!

Turkish wrestling by p045 May 19, 2009

horizontal sumo wrestling 

When two fat people have sex with(or make love to) each other.

When Jeff(a little scrawny sexually frustrated guy who likes to peek into other peoples' dorm rooms to look for and watch certain people having sex) snuck his eyes into one dorm room with the sounds of intense sexual activity emanating from it, he was all of a sudden scarred for life and lost his lunch when he saw two broke down Tri Delt bitches engaging in the act of horizontal sumo wrestling and giving each other Hot Karl.





Mark H. Urban Dictionary afficionado since February 2004.

horizontal sumo wrestling by Mark H December 14, 2004

Backyard Wrestling 

Term used to describe attempts, usually by kids, to recreate in their own back yards the kind of wrestling seen on television. Often done innocent of the fact that tv wrestling is well-planned and executed choroegraphed theatrical stunts, it can and frequently does lead to broken bones and other serious injury.

The poor kid got a concussion when his friend hit him in the head with a chair while they were backyard wrestling.

Backyard Wrestling by The Doctor November 7, 2004

Worm Wrestling 

The female version of Ride the Bull. In the missionary position with girl on bottom, the girl wraps her arms around the guys back. She then screams that she has some type of STD, and she tries to keep insertion for as long as possible. an example is "I have AIDS".

Corinne's first worm wrestling incident lasted only 4 seconds.

Worm Wrestling by Haselly January 27, 2009

Impact Wrestling 

A professional wrestling promotion that started in 2002 as "NWA: Total Nonstop Action" and later dropped the NWA part. The company always was, and always will be, a poor man's replacement for World Championship Wrestling, a legendary wrestling promotion purchased by WWE in 2001 that got its beginnings as the regional Jim Crockett Promotions.

Man, Impact Wrestling sucks! They try so hard to be the next WCW, but they'll never reach that level!

Impact Wrestling by John2019 November 4, 2019

Mexican Wrestling Mask 

A sexual act where a person, who is fully reclined on a Lazy Boy or some other form of reclining chair, has their forehead, nose and eyes covered by a fully stretched nut sack similar to how a Mexican Wrestling Mask is worn.

I gave my wife a Mexican Wrestling Mask last night and she was pissed!

Mexican Wrestling Mask by FavreisGOD March 27, 2008

cock wrestling 

The act of wrestling another male with one's genitalia. Generally, the larger the penis, the more leverage one gains over the opponent, enabling a swift victory.

Dude, we had the best cock wrestling tournament ever yesterday. Johnny totally destroyed us all with his 17 incher.

cock wrestling by MaulPerton August 23, 2008