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Wonkle Schponk

DUDE, PUT AWAY YOUR WONKLE SCHPONK THAT'S GROSS!
by Mor(e)peko November 15, 2025
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Tonky Wonky

watch out for that tonky wonky, he's a big boy and he likes the look of you...
by Tonky Wonky Prey March 5, 2011
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Get wonky

To get wonky means take MDMA and get "wonky"
Oi pal wanna get wonky this weekend
by big time chuffer June 1, 2018
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Wendy Wonky-Eye

That ex who always seemed to be looking straight at you, but at the same time always to the side
"Hide your kids, Wendy Wonky-Eye is on the prowl again"
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Swamp-Wonky

Swamp-Wonky defines any jury-rigged contraption associated with swamp living; because there is no such thing; or a creative reuse of recyclable materials used to accomplish a task in unconventional ways. For example, a traditional long bow does not have fishing rig attachments. A Swamp-Wonky solution is to tape an empty soda bottle to the grip, wind string around it, and tie the end to a fishing arrow. Now you have a Swamp-Wonky bow fishing rig!
A Swamp-Wonky solution to sailing in a swamp is to strap box fans to the back of a john boat. And Swamp-Wonky sailing is born!
by J-t-A July 28, 2025
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Swamp-Wonky

Swamp-Wonky is any contraption pieced together to solve a problem or make swamp life easier. A traditional long bow does not have an attachment for a bow fishing reel. A Swamp-Wonky solution is to tape an empty soda bottle to the grip, wind some string around it, tie the string to the end of a fishing arrow. Now you have a Swamp-Wonky bow fishing rig!
I saw a Swamp-Wonky air boat today! It was a john boat with a stack of box fans at the back pushing it along! Swamp-Wonky!
by J-t-A July 28, 2025
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Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch

Is when ur witch is so mangled that she can be called this. However, the person saying this literally worships the ground she walks on and loves her.
Omg Lucy is such an Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch that I would get on my hands and knees to worship her.
by Witch man August 28, 2022
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