parade of wrinkles

a crowded room full of old people.

i went to thrift town on monday and they had a parade of wrinkles going on.

by george January 20, 2005

Wrinkleface

Someone that is always scrunching their face up at everything you say. A person that has constant wrinkles on their forehead even when they aren't even mad. This person always looks distraught.

"Look at that Wrinkleface" He looks mad!

by sheebababa October 8, 2010

wrinkled grape drapes

old saggy shriveled testicles that look like raisins or small balls
nuts that need scrotum rejuvenation

dude!! stop smacking my ass with your wrinkled grape drapes!!!

damn!! i'm not tea bagging those old wrinkled grape drapes!!!

by EG67 July 22, 2011

Wrinkle Chiming

To dance in an absurd manner that your wrinkles fly off of your body and hit the wind chimes on your front porch.

Man 1: "AHHH!! My wrinkles flew off!!"
Man 2: 'What were you doing?!
Man 1: "I was Wrinkle Chiming!!"

by Daveed Kashew December 28, 2011

Wrinkled Peach

Descriptive word for a woman's danger zone (genitals).

Her pants were so tight you could see her wrinkled peach.

by Dirty Dana May 2, 2014

wrinkle cream

Giving a granny (70 + years old) a money shot.

Come here and give your granny some wrinkle cream.

by taking a joe September 11, 2016

Wrinkle ring

A crusty grimey wore out anus or butt hole that’s usually hammered so long and hard it’s all wrinkled up and crusty from days old cum

Omg Jason is putting it in her wrinkle ring god I hope he wears a rubber her wrinkle ring is leaking shit literally shit

by The cocksman nate the great July 30, 2018