Witad

Another word for retard, often pronounced with a more pitch voice.

Can you eat air?
- Dude, are you actually witaded?

Can this tree speak?
- No, you witad.

by EnriqueHelping April 23, 2018

witard

A witard is a retarded wizard

wizard + retard = witard

After having an idea and trying to do something you mess up and someone calls you a witard.

„You are a witard! Hahah“

by zixima January 30, 2019

Wittah

To softly karate chip someone in the armpit

Peter: Did you just wittah that guy?
Jimmy Neutron: Yes **Wittahs Peter** WITTAAHHHH

by Idkxwhyyyyy March 16, 2019

wifancée

A woman who you have courthouse married (your wife) but have not had the planned wedding yet with family and friends (your fiancée).

Pronounced "why-fawn-say"

My wifancée and I are meeting with the florist to make arrangements.

by DirtyHeadsWylee September 29, 2019

wintary judgement

A court-ruling dat is so slow in being reached dat it doesn't occur till sometime after da snow flies near da end of da year.

I was promised a "summary judgement" due to the exceptional obvious-correctness of my arguments, but the court took so long to actually get around to settling my case that it felt more like a bleepin' WINTARY JUDGEMENT!!

by QuacksO October 26, 2019

wittawattapus

A pharse said to refer to something

Hey guys look at that wittawattapus!

by I speak maarli August 6, 2020

witarii

She is a kind person that likes to share her school works to the people that ask politely

i wish i can be like witarii

by Iʕ•ﻌ•ʔI October 15, 2020