boy-wife

A male of any age that has the emotional and sexual mind set of a young boy with the added desire to be a wife to a dad or father figure.
Often this desire is enhanced by a desire to have all of the abilities of a female, (lactation, and childbirth) without the need for a sex change surgery.
A true boy-wife will maintain his body appearance as a young boy, often without body or pubic hair.
A boy-wife is not a transexual, transgender or cross dresser, but when in wife mode, often utilizes some form of minimal female clothing; (ie; panties, night gown.)

"Bobby is 35 yrs old but is a boy-wife to his partner Jim."

by G&G August 14, 2007

To Wife

To wife: (V) The act of one person in a relationship making it real.

"You guys only went on one date and she's already trying to wife you?"

by smarmy August 21, 2007

Prison Wife

An inmate who befriends a fellow prisoner, performing the duties normally expected of a wife (yes, that as well). This is normally in exchange for protection or just to avoid being passed around the other prisoners like a box of chocolates.

‘Wives’ must defer to their men. They are expected to do domestic work, for instance keeping the cell tidy and making their ‘man’ tea. Most importantly, they are expected to be constantly available to their ‘husbands’ for sex.

by MarcGJ May 21, 2004

work-wife

Your closest female friend at work. Her motive is friendship, not pay. This is typically a non-sexual relationship.

I was running so late this morning that I didn't get my usual bagel. Thank God my work-wife brought me some Micky D's.

by Daniel Roberts December 23, 2004

commute wife

Commute Wife: that person you see every day in traffic at the same time, or same intersection because of your similar path to work.
While in most cases, this could be someone you find attractive, it may not always follow that rule (after all, you only get to see them from the torso up)

Joe: "Man, I haven't seen my "commute wife" on the way to work lately. She must be out of town or something"
Bob: "yeah, or maybe she got fired, bro"

by mjunky September 25, 2013

wifey

A REAL Lady, Not your only but your favourite, different from them hood rat chicks. Sexy in everyway possible, when she smiles it's sexy, even when she's mad at you it's sexy.

"I'm gon make her my wifey, she's not like them chicken heads round da way, she's a diamond in the rough"

by Rizzial Stephen June 13, 2005

ex-wife

Noun: A life and money sucking parasitic cunt,with a mean streak.

Unless extremely desperate,try not to date or marry a man with an ex-wife.

by pfc. Snowball December 26, 2008