wheat thin surprise

When you open a box of wheat thins and find a giant dildo amongst the crackers.

Jibbie brought a wheat thin surprise to the super bowl party.

by jilmagui February 24, 2011

Wheat

Wheat is a term about when you feed two Minecraft cows and they smash their heads together and a baby cow comes out. Meaning the person wants to smash

Damn girl want to share some wheat

by FetusDeletus69 April 26, 2020

Whataboutism

A term created by hypocrites in a pathetic attempt to dismiss/ discredit anyone who calls them out for their bullshit.

US Government: The actions of the Russian military in Ukraine are despicable and in violation of international law and basic human rights!

Rational person: But these are the same war crimes that the US military has been committing in the middle east for the last 30 years. Why didn't you care about international law and basic human rights when Uncle Sam was killing 380, 000 civilians during his war on terror?

US Government: That's whataboutism!

by Plonker69 August 9, 2022

Suddenly Wheatley

A musical number in "Portal 2: The (Unauthorized) Musical", sung by Chell and Wheatley.

It's a parody of the song "Suddenly, Seymour" from Little Shop of Horrors

Suddenly Wheatley isn't very well accepted by the Portal 2 fandom, since Chell's supposed to be canonically mute and therefore, incapable of singing

by The biggest trash can you know May 22, 2018

wheaton bible-ed

When religious church noobs recruit you to go to their church... particularly in wheaton.

Shit son, jewy got wheaton bibled so hard that he is now a member of their church.

by bksizzle January 22, 2005

whatagwan

what's going on?

by Anonymous October 16, 2003

oh god mini wheat what are you doing at the nuremberg trials

Suddenly, Mini-Wheat is put on trial. It's accidental, but the judge is unaware. He sits in fear, nervous of what the judge will do- because of what he's done to the other people. It's 1945, so "Mini-Wheat Discrimination" has not been put into place yet. He is sentenced to immediate execution. No more Mini-Wheat, kids.

Judge: Next is Mini-Wheat.
Everyone: oh god mini wheat what are you doing at the nuremberg trials

by Mini-Wheat October 29, 2019