The Whisner

When you're horny and your girlfriend doesn't want to have sex. So you grab her tit and jerk yourself off.

Man I had to do the whisner last night

by Sack558 September 14, 2018

illegitimate weiner cousin

gaining a weiner cousin through your wife while married

My wife cheated on me so many times that I have no idea how many illegitimate weiner cousins I have.

by timmy10 October 15, 2019

hallow weiner

If people talk about, advertise, or sell merchandise related to Christmas before Halloween, then they are hallow in their weiner. This especially applies to stores that showcase Christmas during the fall season.

Joe mama brought up Christmas at the office Halloween party, he was a massive hallow weiner.

by Halloween enthusiast October 20, 2019

small weiner club

For the tiny dick people in this world
we treat them like gods
so they can forget the pain of their girls laughing at how small it was
for the three nanometer defeaters
Created by oompaville

Me: im gonna join the small weiner club cus why not
Tod: same man, my three milimeter defeater could use some appreciation
Me: why is yours so big man? i got a three nanometer defeater...

by honorary Mexican April 13, 2022

subpar weinering

the act of giving subpar sex that did not pleasure the partner

I am sorry babe that was some really subpar-weinering. Want to go again?

Last night, I hooked up with a guy, and the sex was really subpar. That’s some Subpar Weinering!

by Beers&Rears November 22, 2022

Snock the weisker

When you draw whiskers on her with your sausage!

I awoke from a dead sleep and asked her if she wanted to snock the weisker

by Sloppy yeroc June 26, 2016

P.P Weiner

P.P Weiner (Philip Peener Weiner) has the largest phallus in all the land. P.P Weiner is the C.E.O of P.P Weiner's Penis Enlargement Company.

The ladies love P.P Weiner's monstrous member.

by bigboizdream August 23, 2017