Middle Weight Champ

Dude with a large and/or heavy package disproportionate to his body weight. Skinny dude, big dong.

Bruh! Dude is 150 lbs soaking wet but 50 is dong. He's a straight middle weight champ, son!

by Koofeltalypse Pow! May 10, 2017

shake the weight

verb: to masturbate (male) or to give a man a hand job. A reference to the TV infomercial product, ShakeWeight.

Man 1: Dude, wanna go shake the weight?

Man 2: Nah man, I'm going to get some pussy tonight. Have fun though.

by InfomercialKing January 25, 2010

cum weight

The weight that an individual gains after starting a new relationship due to the large(or not) volume of semen that is consumed during foreplay and/or sexual intercourse.

Can be used in a derogatory manner or not depending on individuals and context of conversation.

Non derogatory:
I have put on 6lbs since dating him, its totally cum weight.

Derogatory:
That bitch is so fat, its totally all cum weight.

by NMasters September 25, 2012

weightroom

see landon guy. landon guys own the weight room to the fullest

why do those landon guys dominate the weightroom so badly?

by yeaa June 5, 2004

punch above your weight

Boxing idiom used to describe being in a situation where you're overmatched. Can be used in relation to other sports, as well as relationships.

"That fox was bound to leave you, Fat Albert. Next time, don't punch above your weight."

by gutshot74 September 21, 2011

relationship weight

Weight gain from being in a relationship.

I'v been in a relationship for a year and i have gained relationship weight.

by nini09 January 18, 2016

light-weight

A weak weight-lifter who thinks he has the greatest body ever, and loves to touch his "big"(actually small) muscles. He usually obtains his size through good genes and not through hard work, like a man would do. If you invite him to work out with you, u may hear some of the following quotes: No dude, i can't lift because im running track- I havent lifted in FORREVER bro...i cant lift my normal weight. They are usually cocky, and never realize that people that are bigger then him..are indeed bigger and stronger than him. If you tell him he is small, he wont believe you. Also thinks he is a superior athlete in sports such as football or track.

"Hey bro, IM A BEAST!!!! look at my huge CHEST and BICEPS!" "Dude, you are 20 pounds lighter than me, and struggle benching 30 pounds below your body weight." "Dude, thats only because im running track and im focusing on speed! Hey i gotta go look at my muscles in the mirror so I will see u later!" "Ya, see ya.....fuckin light-weight"

by termsofswoleness May 11, 2010