wanking

1- the act of spanking the monkey

can also be used very effectively with other words to get your point accross with no mistakes such as "your maws got baws yah dog wanking fuckstick"
i find this tends to work ;-)

by pax September 15, 2003

Wanging Out

Wanging Out or to Wang Out has to two definitions:

1. To play Guitar Hero

2. While playing Guitar Hero you use the Whammy Bar on streaks

"Come on mate, lets Wang Out"
" Are we gonna do some Wanging Out soon?"
" Oh yea! You Wang that shit!

by The Wang(k)er March 12, 2009

Wamping

Manual sexual stimulation of vagrants and hobos.

Tramp wanking

Alex awoke with a dry mouth and pounding head, he'd been at the cooking brandy again but even worse was the familiar crust on his right index finger and thumb... He'd been down to the underpass again...

'Gosh, better get a shower quick, if Sue finds out I've been wamping again she'll be apoplectic'

by benRAJ November 25, 2009

wanking

a word unlike any other word, one with meaning not of pervertedness but yet meaning that of nothing. Stands for anything at all and the true meaning can only be assumed yet never spoken.

Joe-Hey!
BoB-What you up to?
Joe-Just wanking it.
BoB-WTF?
Joe-Chillax

by Jelthi April 30, 2007

Wanking in the Bank

the use of credit to pretend you are more well-off than you really are.

In reference to your friend who has just bought an iphone depsite being heavily in debt, you would say he/she's 'wanking in the bank'.

by Andythesloth April 21, 2010

Wanting to heck someone

Wanting to heck someone is basically wanting to have fun times in bed with them

"Wow I'm really wanting to heck someone like Rachel!"

by Joik May 23, 2020

Waning Gibbous

A post-nut boner which is in the descending phase resulting in a chub, but not yet fully flaccid.

Man, I nutted over a half hour ago and still have this waning gibbous.
How long ago did you nut dude? I can see your waning gibbous through your pants.
Nothing like walking around the apartment with a waning gibbous swinging around like a wrecking ball.

by SnarfSquad March 18, 2022