wanderlust

A strong urge or desire to travel.

Claire packed her bags and purchased the plane ticket as a wave of wanderlust overcame her.

by Winifred Sanders September 7, 2013

Wanderlust

the irresistible and overwhelming feeling to join nature, fresh air and high mountains by hiking or climbing.

I feel Wanderlust, I have to leave this urban surrounding.

by Arno_Schmidt February 5, 2010

pretentious wanker

Someone whose personal self esteem is so low they need to:

a) amplify their importance (or lack thereof) by quoting their education after their names when demanding things they deem to be their right.

b) surround themselves with other persons of like ilk (other pretentious wankers) such as members of the insular academia class (see also just-another wanker)

c) confirm what a cunt they are

Letter received by court clerk regarding mediation:

"I was so insulted by the Mediator when she actually confirmed my ex husbands position and stated he had rights, in contradiction to my own confirmed opinion. (signed) E. ByGoomb Bsc Msc VD(with bar)"

Clerk of the court "Bloody hell. Another letter from the pretentious wanker, E. ByGoomb".

by Chaucer_had_it_coming February 1, 2010

wankerchief

A hankerchief or tissue used to wipe up the semen after having a wank. It can be held over the penis acting like a condom or be used after semen is ejaculated to clean it up off the penis, stomach, floor or any other surfaces it may have splattered onto.

1. Theo keeps his wankerchief inside his top drawer just incase he wants a good wank without making a mess all over the computer screen or his keyboard.
2. Theo's mum found his wankerchief and got cum all over her hand after he had a good session of porn-watching.

by Mike_o_matic October 24, 2006

southern wanker

An opinionated gobshite who posts various derogatory definitions of people from the North of England on the Urban Dictionary website.

"That Paolo Beardini is probably just another southern wanker with a chip on his shoulder"

by Wyrm July 30, 2007

Harry wanger

The dirty truth behind Harry Potter, where all instances of the word "wand" are replaced by wang and a sinister theme of the stories emerges. Originated on IRC.

She was shifting her weight nervously from foot to foot, staring at Harry, beating her wang against her empty palm and breathing heavily.

by JonJonB January 15, 2004

The wandering janitor

The wandering janitor is a special fetish maneuver that roughly involves fucking a girl wheelbarrow style while you walk around and mop up spills on the floor with her hair.

dude i janna and i were having sex and i totally gave her the wandering janitor

by mitt greb November 6, 2007