walmart rich

Having an extra fifty dollars in your bra that you don't owe your meth dealer.

Dixie LeAnne was Walmart Rich and splurged on pink flamingos, margarita mix, chips, and beer.

by Immodest June 28, 2018

Walmart Fat Scooter

The mobility scooters provided by Walmart for the use of handicapped people but are usually only used by very fat people who are probably able to walk around but are either too lazy to walk or who have converted their obesity into a handicap for which they receive disability benefits. Most often seen with the front basket loaded with multiples of sugar or fat containing foods or other unhealthy food choices for someone of their size- along with a helper spouse/child/friend pushing a regular shopping cart loaded with the same. You will never, ever see an obese person driving a Walmart Fat Scooter with the basket containing excercise videos and hand weights. The typical Walmart Fat Scooter driver also seems to not have any experience in piloting the scooter as they tend to make full u-turns in aisles with other people forcing the people to move out of the scooter's way.

Dude 1: Look at that guy driving the Walmart Fat Scooter. He is huge and obese- how can people let themselves get that huge?

Dude 2: I think they get that big by using the Walmart Fat Scooter and buying bulk candy here at Walmart. Look at his basket. It's loaded up with bags of the after-Halloween sale candy!

by econobiker October 29, 2009

walmart intercom

a pa system that is supposed to be used by walmart employees' but is mostly used by customers who are looking to joke around and have fun

josh:(walk over to phone and picks up phone at walmart to use the walmart intercom) attention walmart shoppers' for the next ten minutes all electronics are 50 percent off walmart employees: huh? who just made that announcement!!!!! i think someones playing with the intercoms again!

by garra sandman April 15, 2009

walmart nationalist

Average Skinhead in the US

"John has SS Bolts on top of his head" "What a Walmart Nationalist!"

by jim81jim April 4, 2017

walmart greeter

The job a person gets when they wake up every morning, put a gun to their head, but can never summon enough willpower to pull the trigger.

As I entered the store, I was approached by the walmart greeter. Our eyes met for only a moment, but it was enough to see the deep, painful hopelessness in his gaze. Whoever the person he used to be had died long ago, leaving a spent shell, an automaton. An emotionless drone pretending to be a human being. "Good morning." he said to me. In subtext he might as well have said "Please kind stranger, kill me and end my existence, for I have not the strength to do it myself." Pity stayed my hand, and I made a mental note to avoid Walmart at all cost.

by weasel1969 July 6, 2010

Walmart Creature

A 600 pound whale of a person fused to a small scooter that goes regularly for food at the Mcdonald's. A shotgun blast to the face fixes these things.

I nearly got run over by one of those Walmart Creatures, Alex. Dammit.

by The Jigga man September 20, 2004

walmart situation

A group of shoppers not following the grocery store rules; Crowded location with no order;

1.Its a walmart situation in the club tonight.
2. There's always a walmart situation in Frys Grocery.

by Patty Rosenberg March 17, 2008