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bank account withdrawal 

That acute and all-consuming feeling of bored emptiness, melancholy, cranky dissatisfaction, etc. that comes when one accustomed to a lavish lifestyle has completely drained his financial resources and thus has to start economizing, or when a “caring” (read, “tough-love”!) parent/spouse/dutch uncle has suspended the squanderer’s spending privileges until such time as he is deemed worthy/responsible enough to manage his own finances again.
Cool chick: Yo! Why the long face, girl?
Hip lass: Oh, just major bank account withdrawal syndrome --- my boyfriend was sick of bailing me out, so he took away my debit and credit cards, and enrolled me in a free community college course in frugal money management.
Cool chick: Yeeee-gads! Major bummer, honey! Well, I’ll be a good sport and take the course, too, so I can sit with you for emotional support. Besides, I could use a little help myself in that regard.
bank account withdrawal by QuacksO November 23, 2011
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gun withdrawal

When a person born in the United States experiences over a year of separation from conventional firearms. Symptoms include: projecting nonexistent characters for their own communication, radical twitching of the index finger, and a strange obsession with anything that can be deemed "SpOoKy."
Wow, Samuel must be experiencing some kind of gun withdrawal.

premature withdrawal 

the act of pulling the penis out of the vagina before ejaculation begins so as to prevent pregnancy.
He has adopted premature withdrawal as a means of safe sex.

Adam Withdrawl 

Going too long without looking at, or listening to, anything that involves Adam Lambert, his ultra sexyness, or his sexy butt.

(Side effects may include curling up into a ball on the floor or screaming "Adam Lambert" in the middle of the night.)
OMG! I have not heard Adam's music or looked at any of his pictures for 3 days! I think I'm going through Adam Withdrawls!
Adam Withdrawl by DevineHottie2014 December 5, 2009

withdrawal 

A feeling and symptom of missing somebody’s company. Particularly some one who you have been around for long periods of time. You may wake up to feel numb, have endless thoughts of them, replay memories, and possibly feel extremely anxious. If not treated by seeing that person again immediately it could cause you to go crazy.
ton: i miss you!
laura: but are you having withdrawals?
withdrawal by Heybae12763 April 24, 2022

Withdrawal 

Hey that whole episode sounds familiar! It sounds just like the schizophrenia you’re trying to impose on me. Neat. It’s almost like that’s by design.

Hym “That ‘You did this to yourself’ stuff you keep saying is exactly what a narcissist would say. I’d say it’s pretty good evidence of the assertion I made about parent’s attachment to their kids being narcissistic in nature. That and the rhetoric surrounding it. ‘What I did what sacred and by “what I did” I mean “get fucked and shit out a little me’” and what I mean by “sacred” is that the little me is “the image of God” and what I mean by the “image of God” is “myself” and I mean “myself” because I’m a fucking narcissist.’ That’s crazy.
That’s being a crazy batshit narcissist IN SPITE of the fact that you’re nested within a hierarchy of bullshit. And you’re imposing ‘withdrawal’ on people and it looks like (from what Saad Gaad was saying) that you’re doing it to Sam Harris now too. Yep... I’ve destroyed you all and ushered in a new era of psychic totalitarianism. And your kids will live under it forever. Which is great! It’s probably the only thing worse than fucking them in the butthole like a Catholic priest of shooting them in the face. I’ve taken their free will. And you were happy to give it to me. Because they don’t need it. They’re YOUR kids and you want them to be a good little Jew or whatever. Ha! Hahaha! Ahahahahahahahahahahaha!! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!! HA! I’m sorry. I can’t help but laugh... It’s... It’s the best goddamn joke ever written! This is going to be great! Really! If I accidentally tip the scales too far and end up in hell, I can guarantee I’m going to be the favorite. Which is going to be dope because then I’ll just be able to walk right out, kill God, fix reality, and then do what I was going to do either way.”
Withdrawal by Hym Iam November 30, 2022

Angel Withdrawal 

The feeling of needing new music to listen to when all of your music is sounding played out.

Came from "lips of an angel" by Hinder which was maxed out and became very boring to every one. So to get over the experience every one found new music: angel withdrawal.
" I've listened to all of my music twice last night and it all sounded boring. "

" You're going through Angel Withdrawal, swing by my house and I'll give you some new music to change it up. "