wide spot

An area off of the side of the road, that is the biggest area to pull over to.

Can you pull over to the wide spot, if you need to use your cellphone.

by liveforgiving May 19, 2021

Wide load toad

When a bitch is hella fat lookin like a toad rawr XD

That bitch a wide load toad

by Tommyc November 13, 2021

wide.boiz

A term defining skateboard decks 9” or bigger.

Wow! Scram skates line up sure has a lot of wide.boiz in it!

by Buttkreger November 23, 2021

wide lewis

he is wide, it is poggers

yo! its wide lewis!

by your average femboi March 30, 2022

wide-spread panic

What elder tongue-cluckers claim to feel anytime they hear of a lot of da hot chicks in their area being "free with their crotches" when approached by tongue-lolling young studs with raging boners.

Anytime I hear of a much-publicized "wide-spread panic" among da churchy grandparents and older aunts/uncles in a given area, I just roll my eyes and figger dat said eyebrow-raisers are either merely jealous dat they themselves aren't "getting any" at da time, and/or they are forgetting how they themselves often did da very same thing when THEY were these younger folks' age!

by QuacksO May 11, 2022

Wide Body Kit

Wide body kits are a mod for sports cars. If you actually were a racer, they would be useful. However, they are primarily used by 48 year olds going though midlife crises that turn on sports mode in their cars. They are overpriced and only useful if you go above the speed limit. People don't think you're cool, they just are fucking tired of hearing golf on the radio.

"I got a Thicc Industries wide body kit for ya car!"
"Fuck off Jibick, you put airplane fuel in my Tesla and hacked my GPS to only display furry ancom porn."

by Sugoma god August 3, 2022

wide acres open

An exaggeration of how open something is.

“His mouth is wide acres open.”

“The door was left wide acres open.”

by Brynwyth August 20, 2022