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purse whoopin

Purse whoopin; The act of reducing an attacker to tears with a hand bag, shopping bag or strapped purse. This is usually done to young brassy thug type males, intent on same purse or some other physical type abuse. The defensive act of 'purse whoopin' requires no special skill or talent but seems to come naturally to the purse bearer.

NOTE; There need not be any visible, audible or physical aggression to receive a 'purse whoopin' one need only achieve the tipping point level of smirk, whistle, or barely audible chuckle at the right time and place to be the unhappy reciepant of a "damn good purse whoopin, junior!"
Jerrod; Junior, what the heell is all that damn blue marks on you facial areas?

Junior; Man, dats the shits if ever I dun seen it. That crazy ass bitch like to killed me in the elevator with a bag full of rocks or sumpin!

Jerrod; What? sheeit!! you got yousef a purse whoopin!
by The Repurposed Male October 17, 2014
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Whoopi Goldberg

-Man, did you see Whoopi Goldberg runnin' from the popo?

-Nah, man. That was Elmer Fudd!
by Lily Skie February 19, 2008
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whoop yo' ass

An african-american style threat obtained on the account of insubordination often from parent to child (as well as other exchanges). It is not strictly limited to african-americans. Although it is usually just an empty threat used to express reproval, it very well can be followed by a severe beatdown or whoop. The whooping itself can be performed using accessories such as a belt.
O hell no, son, you better not eat that last piece of chicken or im gon' whoop yo' ass!

I heard you dropped outta school and gon' to jail. Thats my boy! But now i heard that you be foolin wid dose white boys! Come here, im gon' whoop yo' ass!
by mak2675 August 23, 2007
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Whoopin it up

gettin fuckin wasted and havin a crunk ass time
this weekend im gonna be straight whoopin it up
by S Lezzy September 14, 2006
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whooshbam

The noise made when you shine a flashlight in someone's eyes and then punch them in the face. It can also be used in place of "In your face"!
..."So I tried to grab the cop's flashlight, so I could find my insurance card, and then, Whooshbam!!!!!!!!

OR

I just totally slept with your girlfriend! Whooshbam!!!!!!!!!
by Adam DeWitt September 28, 2007
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whoopisize

having sexual intercourse anytime, anywhere, any volume
Come on, sweet thang, let's go whoopisize so the neighbors can hear!
by Gi-gi girl February 23, 2009
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whooftastic

1. a drunken ignorant pig
2. curses in rage at innocent bystanders, JJ
3. giving false hope to lonely drunk at bars
4.act of being ignorant
dnak,bish bish,re re,lance armstrong, whooftastic
by lil Baby D April 25, 2009
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