the walking dead

a comic series written by the articulate genius Robert Kirkman about a zombie infested world and a group of people struggling to survive.

Jake:Yo man i just got a brand new issue of The Walking Dead!
Archibald: Say broseph, lemme take a peek at that fine piece of bound paper.

by CooCooCoo January 27, 2006

Walking Piss

When one walks down the street, usually drunk, and urinates as he walks (usually for the amusement of his buddies/mates). The true walking piss is done without the aid of hands, a feat that is perfectly feasible as long as one isn't hung like a field mouse. Extra points are earned if the individual doing the walking piss executes it in an area in which pedestrians are present. The general rule of the walking piss amongst pedestrians is that if YOU don't look down at your dick, nobody else will either.

Yo, check out Chewy- he's gonna rip a walking piss right by that outdoor café .

by Sloppy7ths January 15, 2009

Walker Challenge

A right of passage into adulthood at the University of Mississippi. To complete the walker challenge you must pick up a 6 pack of beer at Walkers County Line store and consume it by the time you get back to Oxford. You must head straight back and go atleast the speed limit. Winners get chest hair....

Frat Star 1: Bro, whys broham throwing up all over the place?

Frat Star 2: Bro, he tried the Walker Challenge and couldn't do it broham.

Frat Star 1: Nice bro....

by Rod J. Packer April 4, 2012

Walking Buff Station

A hoe that gives free blowjobs

Madalyn is a walking buff station

by TizzyTism October 27, 2017

Wankenstein

A wankenstein is produced through the act of wanking so hard that the friction produces an electrical charge. This charge is then passed onto the sperm. One of these sperm will inevitably, once conceived and given birth to, become a wankenstein. The product is not only a wankenstein but is also a savage monster with a 15inch penis. Once enraged, the wankenstein' s penis will, in a similar manor to a hose, spray killer sperm onto its victims who are them devoward alive. Should a wankenstein ever impregnate a female, the offspring will also be a wankenstein. This cycle will continue and 'give birth' to the wankenstein apocolips.

The wankenstein broke into school this morning and killed Mr Squarkings

by Boogle Monster November 16, 2017

Walking Escalator

n. A person who is unable to perform simple tasks and rendered to be virtually retarded.

My father gave me a toothbrush for lunch telling me to eat fresh. God damn walking escalator.

by MyBassIsSlippery May 30, 2018

Talk-Walker

A person who acts in order to conform to a stereotype.

1) You're only drinking chai because you think it's edgy... and because you're a talk-walker.

2) You talk-walker. As if learning Telegu had a purpose BESIDES making you look sophisticated.

3) Hi Bryan! How was your drive up?

by Also a talk-walker October 29, 2008