victory loaf 

a loaf of bread with semen on it. a victory loaf is created as a result of a game where the participants masterbate in a cricle. when a participant ejaculates they do so on the loaf of bread. the last person left has to eat the victory loaf.

Not only does Jeff have a small dick, he also always finishes last and has to eat the victory loaf.

victory loaf by Go Home February 16, 2005

Victory Slide 

n. & v.

Est. at Wellsville High School in the boys' locker room showers after a victory in one sport or another, usu. football.

A victory slide consists of the shower floor being covered with soap while a naked individual "slides" across it on either his chest or back while yelling "Whoo!". Most of the time, the unlucky individual is pissed on.

Hey Joe, do a victory slide across the shower because we won the state championship!

Dude, I just got pissed all over while doing a victory slide!

Victory Slide by that one motherfucker October 18, 2004

Victory Powerade 

a drink that winners have after severly pwning a team. Usually associated with sports. Best if served cold or with LeBron James on the label.

Our team won, so we all went to Wal-Mart and bought victory powerades.

Victory Powerade by B-skizzle November 15, 2006

victory drink

Having a drink in celebration of an acccomplishment.
Usually assocaited with parties or wherver heavy drinking may occur

It could be abbreviated "VD" but that would be confusing.

John: how did you do on your exam?

Jack: I'm sure I aced it, this calls for a victory drink

Or

Jack: You tappin' that?

John: Hell Yeah! Time for a victory drink

victory drink by micste87 December 9, 2008

victory wings 

Facial hair (most notably sideburns) grown by teams or individuals in the event of a streak of continuous wins or successes in sporting competitions, to warrant further luck and good fortune. Said facial hair will be removed in the event of a loss. Most prevalent in the National Rugby League of Australia.

Guy 1: Oi, have you seen the Storm these days? They have won three games on the trot, and now have filthy man-beards?

Guy 2: Yeah mate, those are their 'victory wings'. They reckon they will keep winning if they grow them. When they loose, they shave...
Guy 1: Oh, mad.

victory wings by Roaar May 22, 2009

Victory Bate

Too reward yourself with masterbation after the completion of a task or feat that is exceptional and beyond belief.

Joey: Hey man, i finished my final essay last night in 20 minutes!

Mick: That's awesome dude! Must have been feeling pretty sweet about it!

Joey: Yeah! Totally! Even cranked out a little Victory Bate to congratulate myself!

Victory Bate by thelastpanda December 7, 2010

Victory Impaired 

A kind way of calling someone a loser.

Joey insists that he is not a loser, but simply victory impaired.

Victory Impaired by Ludwig77 August 14, 2011