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crown victoria

A large 4 door sedan produced by Ford. Largely used by Police and Government Agencies, and old people. A popular choice for young people looking to be inconspicuous. Cops naturally overlook the Crown Victoria. A large amount of power in a decieving package, the LX Crown Vic contains the same engine as the LX mustang.

Plenty of room in the Front and Back seats for playing around.
Did you see that dude in the Crown Victoria smoke the rice burner at the light? Man, he even had 4 people in the car and the cop next to him didnt even blink an eye when he mashed the gas!!!
by Crown Vic Owner May 11, 2006
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Victimitis

Victimitis: A disease that makes the person inflicted with it a victim in every situation.
1. He is not required to pay his mortgage, he has victimitis and did not know what the word variable meant.

2. My victimitis and diabetes is flaring up, it is not my fault as I only had 1 two-liter of Sunkist, 2 breakfast sandwiches from McDonalds and am finally down to 300 pounds.

3. It is not my fault that I was fired, I suffer from victimitis and only called in sick 23 days last year.

4. It is not my fault that I was forced to declare bankruptcy, on top of my victimitis I had to buy my wife some gastric bypass surgery, a follow-up tummy tuck, and a $900 bicycle that I am to fat to ride.
by Zap0410 September 2, 2009
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victoria's secret

1. Women's clothing store famous for it's catalog with hot models in lingerie.

2. I don't know...she won't tell me...
1. I bought my wife some pajamas from Victoria's Secret at the mall.

2. Joe: What the hell is Victoria smiling about?
Ed: I don't know...she won't tell me...
by naknumm February 1, 2008
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Victoria

The most beautiful girl one can ever be lucky to run into. Victoria also has an amazing personality unique in the world that can make anyone laugh. She has the most beautiful eyes that are mesmerizing. Any guy would be lucky to have her in their life because she would brighten up all sections that they would share.

Also known as Franco's other half.
Victoria :D
by yourotherhalf May 10, 2012
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self victimizing

When a dumb ass put him or herself up as a victim or puts themselves in a situation as to which they are victim of.
I am a dumb ass and like to start drama and put myself in self victimizing situations.
by suckmysandyballs August 5, 2014
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Victimism

Victimism can similarly be defined as a kind of philosophy whereby one chooses to perpetually see one's self as a victim of some sort for the purpose of accruing sympathy and empathy. The ultimate purpose of victimism is simply to attain social power, influence, and status by exploiting the well meaning sympathies and good intentions of the general populace for its social/political support. If one "plays the victim" one can gain power and influence by exploiting the sympathies of the masses.
The newly coined term of "mansplaining" supports an overarching philosophy of victimism employed to great effect by feminists. Mansplaining is a passive/aggressive ploy to silence men by claiming victimization whenever, in the course of ordinary conversation, a man interrupts a woman when she's speaking. The evil act of mansplaining only ever occurs if a man interrupts a woman. It never happens when a man interrupts another man or a woman interrupts another woman. In those cases no victimization has occurred because a man hasn't taken the occasion to "victimize" a woman. Any interruption is a bit rude and confrontational , as we all know; but it's also a pretty standard part of human debating and discussion. However, if a man ever interrupts a woman for any reason ever, a "crime" has taken place. If you ask the woman, she'll explain at great length about her victimization whereas the man will simply shrug his shoulders and wonder what the big deal is.
by Praaaaavda May 11, 2016
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victoria

There are countless definitions out there that attempt to explain this rather unusual and amazing specimen of a woman. She is the most beautiful, intelligent, talented, intriguing, funny person you will ever get the pleasure of meeting, trust me. If it needs to get done she will get it done. In other words, a Victoria is a fascinating wonder woman.
Dude 1: So, did you meet Victoria?

Dude 2: Yeah, I was introduced last night. It was the most amazing and life altering experience I ever had.

Dude 1: Whoa dude. That's hot...
by unexplainablephenomenon July 12, 2009
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