Mexican Viagra

(V) Rubbing a pepper on your penis when you got no viagra for a burning sensation. Often done before sex during a desperate struggle to get an erection.

"I was about to get laid and couldnt find any pills so i took a Mexican Viagra."

"Dude thats desperate"

by bellantone June 4, 2016

maga viagra

Anything, generally something cruel in nature, that stimulates a MAGA politically motivated person to become aroused.

The tears of the liberal crowd are a potent form of maga viagra.

by squidwart June 24, 2022

bred like a nymphomaniac rabbit on Viagra

What a human has done who thinks the only meaning of life is to make more life. Often has 6 or more children, wants to get free paychecks, has many spouses (consecutively or concurrently), wants time off from work, and doesn't believe in either condoms or abstinence.

Heather's grandmother bred like a nymphomaniac rabbit on Viagra. She had 17 children, each and every one a body mass index of 40.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter April 23, 2008

viagra-needer

A poorly drawn retarded stick man with a big right foot and a small cock, and he always runs around with "I NEED VIAGRA" next to his head, and in his movies, he often gets into a big problem, with his movies abruptly ending with scribbles covering the screen over a loud fart.

The viagra-needer needs viagra.

by AoA May 18, 2008

Viagra antidote

Something that acts the opposite of Viagra.
1. An ugly woman.
2. Your wife after putting on a bunch of pounds and/or years.
3. When you're having sex and she says or does something to kill the mood.

Damn is she ugly... a real Viagra antidote, man!

He: "oh, yeah... almost there, baby!"
She: "remember you said you'd paint the kitchen tomorrow" or "hurry up, my TV show is on"
He: "crap, forget it, you just gave me a Viagra antidote"

by capryl July 30, 2013

Anal Vialator

One who is obsessed with anal sex

Prison is full of anal vialators

by Jared April 14, 2005

Viagra

Me

Who needs Viagra when you have me?

by gay_bitch_jasp<3 June 24, 2022