Velo

A guy on minecraft that likes to edate girls (Preferably 16 year olds)

Dude, did you see that guy trying to edate girls on minecraft? Yeah, he's such a velo.

by VeloFanboy May 23, 2022

High Velocity Urine HVU

When a dude take a piss with so much force it creates a splash-back, and spray pattern on the walls, toilet paper, and dislodges crap-spackle. Can be accompanied by an escapee or sharts.

My High Velocity Urine HVU was so strong I took out the crap-spackle that was stuck under the toilet rim from three weeks ago.

by SuperProcrastina June 26, 2013

Plausible velocity

When actors or stunt doubles move faster than physically posible during a movie or behind the scenes.

Vin diesel hit a windscreen at plausible velocity during fast and furious 6.

by Fist a cat September 17, 2016

turtimal velocity

The maximum speed a falling turtle can achieve in atmosphere.

Donatello hit turtimal velocity shortly after falling off the cliff.

by Killer4554 October 10, 2018

what is the velocity of an unladen swallow

what is the velocity of an unladen swallow

depends on wheter it is african or european.

what is the velocity of an unladen swallow? I don't know *screaming*

by monthy python October 31, 2017

Velin

Another name for an alco-sexual, or in other words, an individual who gets a bit too gay when drunk. its okay though, its fun to give em shit for it in the morning.

-"Did you see Tyler last night?"
-"No, why?"
-"Dude he drank so much he went sloppy and tried to kiss me"
_"Haha, total Velin!"

by CyClown December 5, 2011

vellon

A scummy con artist who steals overfluxes cause they're gay.

What happened dude?
I got VELLONed mate :/

by bigdongerjimmy October 16, 2020