vardon

The Armenian meatball we all know and love. Vardon is a guest-star on David Dobrik's vlogs, where he is known for his energy and innocence. He actually holds the world record for being invisible longer than anyone else, and plans to rob Subway. Vardon is a victim of bullying at his school, however his good friend David and Josh Fucking Peck told the principal on the bully. Unfortunately, Vardon is currently at war with none other than Alex Ernst, the bunny-lover/furry we all know and love (and put on a few pounds). The two are feuding over... tbh we don't even know Vardon didn't let him go on a trampoline or some shit so Alex got mad etc etc. Ultimately, the only thing keeping Vardon going through all these daring tasks, is Krispy Kreme. Why yes, the main energy source for the high cholesterol goofball is the delicious, sweet, glazed donuts from his second home, Krispy Kreme.

Me: "Yo I love Vardon from David's vlogs!"
Liza: "Nah he fucking sucks."
Me: "Fuck you Liza, this is why you're not in the Vlog Squad anymore."
Liza: *explodes into dust*

by TardGuard January 29, 2019

Varnish

To vanish to somewhere everyone knows you're at. So you dissapear but people have knowledge of knowing where you are.

"He varnished, but returned shortly...unlike waldo"

by Hank12121 June 12, 2008

vagonion

a term used when a woman has a smelly lower region that has a lingering odor

I was putting the moves on this chick and she took off her pants she had a smelly vagonion

by gman xfile May 29, 2008

vagonica

a girl who is blonde whose real name is veronica or victoria

my friend veronica or vagonica

by Vagonica January 26, 2009

Varin

Varin is an awesome person. With darker hair. She is very beautiful, smart and loving. Always puts a smile on your face. Likes relationships. All the teachers and students like her. Keeps her promises. She is quite popular. And all the guys like her.

You all need a Varin in your life, she is the best.

by B.AA November 22, 2021

Varina

A self observed,stupid,annoying brat who thinks the world revolves around her and doesn't care about anybody but herself

She's so stupid,she's such a Varina

by Varina's the worst person ever May 15, 2016

vabona

this is a women having a boner on her vagina. her vagina goes very hard.

thomas,"hey guys steph just had a vabona".

leigh,"suits her,shes a slut".

by shellbean August 19, 2009